Yoga for Breakups 🔥 How to Get Over Your Ex


downDOGMA Hey yogis, feeling down in the dumps about
your most recent breakup? Here’s a list of of 8 yoga poses to helping you get over your
ex. Pose number one: BOAT POSE because you escaped
that sinking ship. [crying in the background] Pose number two: BIRD OF PARADISE because
you’re the freest of the free if you let yourself be. [playing the Notebook in the background] Pose number three: UPWARD FACING DOG because
it’s time for you to shut up, get up and move upwards and onwards with your life. [Gossiping
in the background] Pose number four: WILD THING because you and
me baby ain’t nothing but mammals and wild thing, it’s time to let your heart sing. [Party
Kristie taking selfies in the background] Pose number five: STANDING SPLIT, time to
cut away those split ends while you stand strong. Pose number six: ARCHER’S POSE. How about
instead of shooting down your ex’s new beaux, tap into your inner Katnis and show Cupid
who’s boss. Pose number seven: BOUND ANGLE because you’ve
got to get those blah feelings and habits under control. Remember to breathe, you’re
doing just fine. Pose number eight: CORPSE POSE because the
past is the past. [maniacal laughing in the background, burn baby burn, disco inferno] And the future holds so many new possibilities.
. . hot sexy possibilities! [Nick Comsia’s guitar music playing]

6 Comments

  1. What's your fave pose here? #dontsaytheselfiestick

  2. nice work 😉

  3. AHHHHH LOL Best Video Ever!!!!!

  4. this was great.

  5. Thanks for archer's pose

  6. just just just one word AWESOME!!!!

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