The Try Guys Diet Like Pregnant Women For A Week


We are trying a week-long pregnancy diet. KEITH: Can’t have caffeine. NED: Uhhhhh… ZACH: The f*** is thiamine? EUGENE: I am positive I can survive Coachella without any drinking NED: NO! KEITH: I’m sleepy. I am so sorry. You’re gonna try, but obviously you may cave. Pregnant women don’t get to just cave. Well we’re stronger than you are. *laughs* *intro music* When you’re pregnant, you can’t eat all the things everybody else can eat. Some of these lifestyle changes like diet, they really impact your life on a day-to-day basis. It is hard. It’s a lifestyle change. A lot of us drink, a lot of us like to have a nice lifestyle And now you’re 30-something, it’s your first time having a baby and it’s really hard to obstain. Not only a diet, but we’re gonna live as pregnant women for a week. It’s all about the lifestyle changes that pregnant women have to go thorugh to incubate a healthy baby. Okay, so let’s talk about your wife. NED: I would love nothing more. KEITH: Wow, here we go. I’ve heard Ariel talk about food and drink way more than I have about the actual birth itself. Everyone wants to tell you what you should be eating and what you shouldn’t be eating. KEITH: Like who? Oh, just people on the street. They’re like “Oh! You’re pregnant. You should be having a lot of mango.” And it’s like- ZACH: F*** off, lady! Restricting one’s vices… you know the four of us are gonna f***ing fail. I mean, I know who should do the best. Ned? I hope I do the best. I hope you do the best too but you don’t like it when people tell you not to do things. Yeah, that’s true, that’s true. I’m really excited for this week to have solidary with my wife. Really understand what she’s going through. I think this is just cup number one still. Bean have you been keeping track? Yeah, cup number one. There’s a certain level of caffeine that’s safe. We say 200 mg a day. I don’t think a lot of people know this about me, but I have two cups of coffee in bed in the morning. I could only have half a cup of coffee this morning. I poured a full cup cause I forgot. I make coffee, I bring it back and I sit in the bed and then I go back and get another cup of coffee and drink that. Cherish every sip And then I’m ready to shower. Becky’s got this giant cup. The biggest cup anyone has ever seen. I’m pregnant, okay. You gotta be nice to me. I’m just gonna be a dick. I uh… I get hangry but I also get caffeine upset. Have you had any coffee yet today? Maybe uhhhhhh, a little bit more? We’ll just say it’s cup number one. Yeah, I had like half a cup. He’s like I can’t have coffee? I want all the coffee. This is my second one so after this I’m at my limit. I’m great at dieting. I’m great at restricting things and commiting to things that are crazy and make me feel bad cause that’s just how my body works. One coldbrew has 200 mg. ZACH: You’re half over. EUGENE: This week sucks. OH! I’m seeing right here it says I can have 2-3 cups of black tea per day. Wow I don’t have to change a thing. Being pregnant is excellent. It’s really just my normal life. I quit coffee uh, two years ago, and my life is unchanged by pregnancy. Oh f*** that’s hot. F***. Took me an hour to get out of bed. It’s so hard to wake up. I really feel tremendously tired. *mumbling* I want coffee. Do it for our baby. I am doing it for the baby. This baby better be beautiful. There’s two absolute no-no’s. So the first is unpasteurized cheese. There’s an organism that can be found in unpasteurized cheese called listeria. It’s the mouthwash, right? No, that’s Listerine. Listeria can cause miscarriage and it can cause stillbirth. I feel kinda bad making that mouthwash joke. YVONNE: Yeah. KEITH: Yeah. ZACH: Day 1 we are ordering lunch. KEITH: It’s already too hard. I don’t think I can have crab cakes because crabs and shellfish. F***. Alright what about a turkey pesto- Sh** *laughs* So the reason you can’t eat deli meats is because they’re worried that they can come in contact with listeria if they make unpasteurized cheese in the same place. And that’s rule number one. You’ve got to heat your deli meats to 180 degrees. I’m just gonna assume that baking them at 350 for 20 minutes should get them there. The second absolute no-no is uncooked beef. There could be an organism in it called toxoplasmosis That’s the disease cats give you that make you wanna kiss cats! Do you guys know about this? That makes you wanna kiss them? Yes! I’ll show you an article. They think it’s the cat disease it comes and you get it from cat poop. YVONNE: Yes, exactly right. And they think if you get it, it gives you two things. It makes you wanna kiss cats and it makes you more prone for danger so you like, walk towards traffic. I have never heard that. And if you are a cat person, the woman should not change the cat box. ZACH: Damn. KEITH: Wow. So it’s no unpasteurized cheese, no raw beef, no eating cat poop. YVONNE: Right. Pretty tough. So I just got home from the grocery store. It was weird to not go to the deli man, you know I feel like I have a bond with the deli man. Welcome to the world of difficult eaters, my friend. Then I walked by hot dogs I didn’t really want hot dogs but the fact I couldn’t have them made me kind of want them. I was like “I wanna meat too.” You guys know that this is what happens to cucumbers? I’m eating a salad. And I’m videotaping myself eating a salad. And it’s not hugely disappointing. Sounds awful. It’s just like nom nom nom I’m not a rabbit. The things I’m telling you this is being very very strict, and I’m trying to explain to you why. I don’t cook anything, ever, at all. I don’t know how to do it. Normally I’d get these pre-packaged salads but apparently I can’t trust Mr. Joe because maybe he didn’t wash his hands. Don’t eat stuff that’s packaged ahead of time. Are you saying that Joe is a poisoner? He is a traitor. No, it’s just women who are pregnant are much more susceptible to food poisoning. I feel like if I can’t trust Trader Joe, who can I trust? Literally all my food is pre-packaged. I would not eat that. I have to make a salad by myself. …by myself… wash my own leaves… my own leaves. Sh**. What are other things you can’t do… sushi, can’t eat sushi. Can’t eat raw fish. Yeah that’s a big one. You know I’m not a huge drinker but I really love sushi. Here we go with sushi. I let people eat sushi. There are people that say no raw fish. Ariel’s gonna be so mad. Ariel throughout the pregnancy has not eaten sushi. Dr. Bohn said, “Yeah you can have sushi.” Mommy blog whatever said “No, sushi’s bad.” Here I am with the stupid, stupid, cooked california rolls, euhh! Sushi, it’s flash-frozen in the US to eliminate parasites. And there isn’t a specific parasite that’s related to a birth defect. That’s actually not that bad. So you can get sick from eating sushi but we can treat you with anti-biotics. It’s still technically sushi. You can eat shellfish, you can eat salmon. Wait you can eat shellfish? YVONNE: Yes. That shellfish is like the only thing that I knew you can’t eat. No you can eat shellfish. This is so much contrary information. Can pregnant eat pork? You can never feel like you know what you’re doing. Wait but is there a lot of misconceptions about what pregnant women can eat? The reason these myths come out is the fear of food poisoning and contamination with bacteria. Cause there’s the little tiny chance that you might. I came home and I told Becky and Becky’s like “Yeah, so it must be really hard and confusing to be a mother.” I’m like, “yeah f***.” I’m shocked I thought alcohol would be number one. No alcohol. You guys are not gonna be able to drink for a week. Everyone knows I love to drink. I drink practically at every meal. Can’t drink any of you. Champagne. Wine fridge. I wake up in the morning, have my eggs, have a little scotch. That’s what scotch eggs are right? The articles that say you can have like a little bit of wine are like Cosmo… Ned feels really strongly about the alcohol thing — NED: And the articles that say don’t have wine are like the American Pediatric Association. We don’t do studies on babies to see what happens if we drink half a glass of wine or we drink two glasses of wine because it’s unethical. Like what really does it do to a baby? KEITH: A lot. Fetal alcohol syndrome. It’s so bad there’s no appropriate joke. Now there are studies, they were done in the UK that show that small amounts of alcohol do not have any bad effect, but in that study it’s so they take a population of people and they ask you how much did you drink? And then they collect the data on what was the outcome. And so that’s what most of our data in pregnancy is is what’s called obervational data. So, the standard recommendation is not to drink while you’re pregnant. I have gone sober before. It’ll be like that, except for a pretend baby. We’re just, we can all say this together… no alcohol. There’s no partying happening for me anyway so I can just like pretend like I’m just going sober for a week. No we’re doing this after Coachella. It would- I’m gonna do pretty poorly on this guys. Kathleen I’m pregnant. No you’re not. Do you think I can make it this festival? I’m gonna sneak something in there. *laughs* You can’t do that to a pregnant woman. I feel like your baby will have fun too. Yeah that’s true. Basically early afternoon and I am drinking water. Mountains. Water. Ferris wheel everyone knows. Water. Water. Water. Water. Water. Water. Water. I hope the other guys are having fun because I’m not. I’m at brunch with my sister. No raw meat? Whaaaat? No! I can’t, I can’t, I can’t! What are you most excited to have again? Wine. Oh my God. She mentions it daily. Not daily! This is gonna be easy for Ned cause he’s already following these rules with you right? Right, exactly yeah. NED: No… I have been supportive however I haven’t actually done it with her. I just want all the wine. My husband told me when I got pregnant he would not drink in front of me. That lasted about five minutes. What can someone’s partner do? I think just, doing what she is doing. NED: Really? Yeah, or you know, honestly- Sounds like you f***ed up bro. There are, there are some- NED: I asked! I asked if you wanted- Yeah, f***ing eight months later! Becky, my loving wife who isn’t pregnant like her doting husband. Gettin’ liiiiiit. Is getting lit. Oh God, oh please, please don’t. Gin, gin juice, for my wife. Refreshing. So it is the last day of Coachella. We’re in like kimono outfits, ayy, and I am still drinking water. Uhh There might be something in the water. There is nothing in the water Kathleen. Okay so I’ve been on my pregnancy diet, I’m super pregnant. My baby is healthy. There’s something in the water. EUGENE: There’s nothing in the water. Okay so I have evil friends, but I am starting to lose faith that I can do this anymore because There is something in the water. We’ve been talking about the no-no’s but what are the yes-yes’s? So you definitely can exercise, we encourage exercise. 30 minutes a day, 5 days a week at least. At least? So I finished my first workout of the five I’m required to do this week as a pregnant woman. If you already have a good exercise routine like you do crossfit or you do spinning if you do yoga you can continue to do those things. I’m doing what Dr. Bohn most recommended, low impact things like a stationary bike. You know this part is a little easier for me because I normally workout about that much. But, I did realize that there are a lot of things pregnant women who’s far along can’t really do as well. This is too hard though with a belly. You can play soccer but you’re not allowed to fall down. I’m gonna play what’s called wall ball. I’m like, already bored. I think if Zach and Keith don’t finish their workouts they’re supposed to do this week, I think Ned and I are gonna force them to do something that they really, really hate. So I’m at Korndiddy’s house and he says he has something to show me. He’s made it a big secret. He’s making me film myself in the hallway And then entering his home so I’m going to enter… What is that? ZACH: It’s a pregnancy pillow. That looks like a prop that would have been on a whose line is it anyway. It also looks like a capital G. Or maybe I’m supposed to cuddle it. Maybe it’s supposed to like wrap up your butt. Like this? KEITH: How does that feel? This is nice. Something on your butt, something on your dick, something on your head. ZACH: Wow. Everywhere you want to be comforted. There it is. I woke up this morning with a really bad sinus headache And I was like oh that’s okay I’ll take some DayQuil And then I thought, “Oh no, DayQuil has ibuprofen,” so I just have a headache. And you can’t take ibuprofen. No, you can’t take ibuprofen. Uh, okay. It’s not even 9 o’clock and my body feels like sh**. I have an inflammatory disease, I checked with my doctor and he said that I could continue to take my main medication while I’m pregnant, however, the supplemental things I take to feel good day-to-day I wouldn’t be allowed to take. Basically what you would do is you would be on a drug that’s safer than the drug that you’re on while you’re pregnant. I-I don’t think I’m gonna be able to sleep. I have to image that some women find that because of their medical needs there are just limitations on them that prevent then from going through with it. Right, is that a thing? There are pretty few drugs that are that absolute no. Um, the psychotropic drugs I think are really tough for people. We have psychiatrists that are specific at knowing every study and knowing what is the safest medication for the woman to be on. You know I’ve been reliant on antidepressants in my life and you can’t just say like, “Hey just get off em.” Sometimes the medicine that you have is the only one that works. I can’t sleep. I think I slept for a little bit but my back… my back just hurts, umm I need, I need to take my pill. I think I have to break the diet. The bottom-line though in pregnancy is that the mother’s life trumps all. Mom comes first. Without mom we can’t have baby. I mean we just did it for a week. I can’t imagine what it’s like doing it for nine months. Final night of pregnancy and we’re gonna try and take all the learnings that we had this week and put it together and make a delicious meal. You know coming into this week I thought that it would be easy and just a list of no no’s, but a pregnancy diet is a lifestyle change. Not being able to eat certain foods was hard, but there’s still a lot of foods that can eat. Like, what am I gonna do with this. What I didn’t expect was the emotional pressure. You don’t think about how many aspects of your life being pregnant will be a part of. It’s every aspect. Don’t want any listeria. Our charcuterie meat. The hardest thing was staying sober. So this is long like Ariel and it’s red like placenta. It is so difficult not to want to partake in what everyone else is doing. I think the charcuterie might be done. Thank you. ZACH: Mission accomplished. I did, however, feel like it brought me closer to Ariel. I should have been doing this the whole time. Really messed that one up. But for one week… I mostly did it. To all the moms out there I’m gonna pour one out into my mouth. *Eugene f***s up* *laughter* You had one job Eugene. You totally missed. Where were you even aiming? Well now we know there’s something Eugene can’t do and that’s drink out of a glass. *outro music* You’re not really pregnant, but you are- Oh yeah, I’m not really pregnant? Then what’s this? Huh? What’s this Becky?

100 Comments

  1. Watching this one FASD awareness week

  2. Ok so. I'm Lily. I'm 34 weeks pregnant. I have relied on antidepressants and antianxiety medications for two years pre-pregnancy. Those medicines are literally the ONLY ones that work for me. I have gone through this whole pregnancy depressed and anxious. I even have spots of suicidal bullshit. Never. EVER tell a mom that she isn't trying her hardest. That is the shit that kills me. I can't go 3 hours without getting told I'm an idiot who couldn't keep her legs closed and that shit hurts. Just please, for our sake, shut your damn mouth and keep it that way.

  3. So watching this and knowing Zach's struggles with Ankylosing Spondylitis (or as I say the Dinosaur Disease 😂) it reminded me of how my best friend went thru her pregnancy with both kids with her Ankylo. She was telling me how some women feel better during the pregnancy, and some worse. And then afterwards either it slows down the disease or it makes it way worse. She was lucky & had an ok pregnancy while being high risk, but afterwards, I think after he 2nd, it flared up bad and she really struggled way more than with her firstborn.

  4. As a pregnant woman it is so hard to eat right. I want to cave. But I cant. Now I just want coffee

  5. 15:57 is maybe one of my favourite things on the internet

  6. This makes me not want to be pregnant

  7. Dude are we gonna ignore how we just heard Eugene laugh harder then we ever seen

  8. When my mum was pregnant with me, she would drink and smoke a lot and that gave me a cross eye

  9. No cat poop

    DAMN THATS TOUGH

  10. I like these early episodes where they bleep out everyone’s F-bombs.

  11. Keith I can't believe you through out a taco🌮🌯🥙😆

  12. water water water
    vodka vodka vodka

  13. You can give your children learning disabilities and birth defects from drinking.

  14. I'm not pregnant but I can already see myself being moody for 9 months due to the restrictions. Sorry in advance baby daddy.

  15. good thing they didn't have to deal with morning sickness and the hormones. When I was pregnant I cried with whatever movie I saw. Didn't matter if it was a happy ending. I remember I've been eating healthy and sweets is my love!! So when my husband said no I can't eat one cookie I cried and I began saying I can't eat sweets I can't eat a burger because it's not healthy for our baby. So he saw I was crying and made me a burger with fries. With a little piece of Chocolate cake. I was in heaven that day. Even now that our baby is here I'm still eating healthy because I'm breastfeeding. I already have plans on what I want when I finally stop breastfeeding. 😥

  16. The shirt eugene is wearing issssss gayyyy

  17. Instant karma Eugene😂😂😂

  18. This has turned me off having kids

  19. my mom had like a glass of red wine a week while she was pregnant, theres really no issue with that

  20. Keith: this baby better be beautiful 😅

  21. I have an inflammatory disease as well and I ended up going on bed rest near the end of my pregnancy. It was rough to say the least.

  22. "This baby better be beautiful"😂😂

  23. 15:27
    Bundaberg did you see that

  24. my mom drank with my brother and he’s fine

  25. "it looks like a prop they'd use on whose line is it anyway" thats extremely accurate

  26. 0:19 everyone: laughing
    keith: the truth

  27. I use some pain relieve oil if I have headaches

  28. U cant eat sushi?! How abt pregnant woman in japan?

  29. 2:22 EUGENE LOOKS SOO G O O D IN THIS OUTFIT

  30. Her: excise is good for you
    What we are learning: DoN't ExCiSe It BaD
    My mom: does 100 sits everyday and when can't alone gets yoga ball
    My mom: I don't take any shit

    Doctors: lets give everyone very unnatural birth
    My mom: I can't stop you I'm already in labor
    Midwives: STOP DON'T HAVE HER LIKE TH-… OH she's sitting up ok…

    Little back round

    At the hospital my mom just finished a checkup to see if she was dilated enough and when she was done and the doctor had his gloves off my mom "felt like she needed to push" and she did and then went in to labor and surprised the doctor and then boom 6 minutes later I was made after almost ripping my mom the wrong was because my head was too big. 14 centimeters and woman opens at most 10. Ya my mom still loves me for that. I get birthdays she gets happy pain days

  31. I'm sorry, no offense at all… But, are all of these guys not gay? Or millennial type straight? I'm confused. I'm considered a millennial myself but, these men are high pitched little men? Super weird and I can't imagine dating these types of men with the intention of marrying them. Bruh, where are your balls?

  32. I don't think I've ever seen such feminine looking cucks, holy shit. Living in the West is like living in a world against masculinity

  33. Aweeee when Keith was sad about coffee, Becky said do it for our baby😭😭😭

  34. I love morning bed coffee.

  35. I caved so much while pregnant…I live off caffeine of any form and I had to go from 10 cups of coffee a day to 2 cups because I was going to kill someone without it. Ate hot dogs and many things generally not recommended…I was terrible pregnant. Kid punished me by being born a week late

  36. Whenever I see posts and videos of American movies I always think y'all are pansies. Like, I've been to a few festivals in South Africa and even the nicer ones are brutal. Like the most recent one cars were stuck on the farm in the mud for like 14 hours and had to be dragged out by a tractor individually. General camping at the most well known South African festival is known as Mordor because of how brutal it is. Like even the stuff from the Fyre festival was far more luxurious than any festival I've been to.

  37. “The mothers life trumps all”
    It’d be real nice to have that still be a thing today.

    Sorry to be like political or whatever 😂

  38. lmao is no one going to address the conveniently placed vegetables at 15:45…?

  39. Ned talking about his wife for the hundredth times🤣😂🤣

  40. Tell me why I enjoy watching 30 year old men 😂

  41. Its not so hard if it's for a day or a month but for 8 pr 9 months is nightmare

  42. This is a “joke” my “fRiEnD” made. “ Since your a TRADER(TRAITOR) and you marry a man named Joe, you should make a grocery store name “TRADERJOES”

  43. 13:25 everyone of the try guys face are like oh s*it

  44. Zach needs his CBD's God is good!

  45. I got listeria poisoning earlier in my pregnancy from a hot dog and it was HORRIBLE..but my baby is fine lol

  46. “Mother’s life trumps all. Without mother we can’t have baby.” THANK YOU 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  47. Tbh I would not care about rules about the alcohol (I’d still be careful) because when my mom was pregnant with my sister she had visited Germany and had a huge German beer, my sister turned out just fine

  48. Well, Eugene, they never said you couldn't do ecstacy!

  49. The best part was 16:00

  50. This video is such good birth control.

  51. At 1:23 we all learn something about ned

  52. As a woman going through her first trimester for a 2nd time…i appreciate them trying this video 👏🏻❤️

  53. Zach got me crying over a pretend pregnancy. I just wanna give him a hug so badly.

  54. Eugene laughing at the end WAS EVERYTHING I NEEDED 💗

  55. 11:30

  56. If you can't give up alcohol for a few days, you need to reevaluate your life

  57. No one:

    Keith: THiS baBy bEtTeR bE beAUtIfuL

  58. I found this so funny as I’m currently pregnant and my fiancé doesn’t understand how much of your lifestyle changes during pregnancy, but then when Zach was in pain my hormonal ass started crying. I have migraines and they are worse during pregnancy for me and I know the frustration of having a crushing pain that debilitates you (given mine isn’t constant, it lasts hours to days) and not being able to take anything because you don’t know what is safe. I end up drinking a quarter cup of coffee and locking myself in my bedroom, lights off, blanket over my head, and try not to cry as I also try to fall asleep because tears make it worse. I just wanted to hand him his meds and give him a hug.

  59. A diet 🤔 I’m pregnant, and I’ve been eating what I want 😂😂

  60. 16:00 this is why I love Eugene

  61. 10:52 my Friday night

  62. Zack that is a thing

  63. my mom drank AND smoked while she was pregnant. i-

  64. Thank you for discussing the issue with medications! I have serious health issues and that means I depend on roughly 40 pills a day. I cannot safely have children anymore since several medications cause birth defects, with no alternatives. I managed 2 children when I was much younger since they warned me if there was any chance at all, the younger the better.
    3 months after meeting my now hubby I dropped that bomb on him that I wanted kids right now lol Didnt scare him off and we've been married 14 years.
    People don't understand the implications of a pregnancy when someone has health issues… I had to stop all medications for 3 months to be able to try getting pregnant. Lucky for me both times I got pregnant on the first month but what if took 6 months? I'm glad you guys brought the issue up 🙂

  65. 5:43
    Zach: So are you saying that Joe is a poisoner
    Keith: He is a traitor
    I am dead, best dad joke ever

  66. Ned: isn't following Ariel's diet
    Ariel: Visibly upset
    Zach: "Sounds like you're fuckin up bro!"

    The most frat boy I've ever seen Zach be haha

  67. There is nothing in the water Kathleen!

  68. Zach isn't taking his meds he NEEDS to literally feel good day to day for a video? It's not worth it omg!!!

  69. Starting from 5:56 he looks like a Zombie 🧟‍♂️ Af

  70. 15:05 what does Eugene’s shirt say

  71. Eugene: drinks mocktail
    also eugene: inhales mocktail

  72. Is Eugene gay?

  73. NED: I’m already bored of Wall Ball

    ME: BITCH WALL BALL GOT ME THROUGH THE LONELY FRIENDLESS DAYS KNOWN AS CHILDHOOD

  74. Eugene: to all the moms out there I’m gonna pour one out…. into my mouth
    GAKIUBEFOJALAA

  75. At all
    My husband said he wouldn’t drink while I was pregnant. He didn’t do that

  76. Men and non-binary people get pregnant too! That doc needs to change her language

  77. Keith: “We cannot have shellfish/ seafood because we are pregnant”
    My mom, telling me her diet during her pregnancy: “I craved and ate a ton of raw fish and shrimps when you are still in my belly”

  78. My mom had a baby at 19 I think my older brother 2003 I don't remember how old my mom is…

  79. I was born as the 4th child 2 other children were born after me I'm 11…

  80. Poor zach

  81. Zach: Da freak is thiamine?
    Keith: im sleepy :c

  82. Zach: Being pregnant is great!
    Cut to Zach feeling the worst out of all of the try guys bc he can’t take his pills

  83. My ex made me change the cat box the entire time I was pregnant. He was an a$$ .

  84. Hey this is what being vegan is like and being a child , and lactose intolerant I’m both a child and lactose intolerant so fun

  85. Ned is like the dad from big mouth

  86. No packaged salads but raw fish is okay? Found yourself the quack doctor there haven't ya?

  87. It would be nice to see a full video of zach talking about his inflammatory disease 🙂

  88. the only thing that would upset me was caffeine..
    dude how-

  89. If you can’t live without coffee that’s a sign of an addiction

  90. Omg the end 😂😂😂 poor Eugene

  91. 😂😂😂 traitor joe’s.

  92. i feel like spitting on that bitch, every woman “ but we are so more special “ “ we are way smarter “ “ pregnancy is so hard “ kys then, also who rly knows i bet like 50% of thees are not rly proven at all. like this fem explained it, you should avoid to breath and live at all “ while pregnant “

  93. Ned’s sister is so pretty! ❤️

  94. Zach at 14:04. The answer is a resounding YES.

  95. Zach really made me tear up, seeing him struggle and still try due to his disease and suppress the need to take his medications made my heart soft. I, then, cried thinking that there are mothers out there who are willing to go through all that because of the love they have for their kids <3 props to all mothers out there

  96. Why didn’t they just drink de-café coffee?

  97. Dude I can’t even go 20 minutes in the morning without feeling side affects of not taking my mental health pills. I’ve tried so many things and these are the only ones that work. I feel like having to change my meds because of pregnancy would be so bad. If they didn’t work I’d get extremely depressed and really anxious. Now I’m getting anxious about getting pregnant and I’m only 15 lmao

  98. Keith: this baby better beautiful
    Me : just died 🤣😂

  99. Can pregnant eat pork

  100. i already kiss my dog

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