The Most Organic Vlog: Diet Tips


♪♪>>HELLO, WORLD!>>HI.>>MY NAME IS SAWYER, AND I AM A CAGE-FREE GOOSE TRAINER.>>AND I’M MADYSEN, AND I’M A FREELANCE GARDEN DREAMER.>>AND WE ARE SO EXCITED TO HAVE A LIFESTYLE VLOG! FINALLY!>>FINALLY.>>WE’RE GOING TO COVER SO MUCH STUFF. WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT CLOTHES, MAKEUP, D.U.I. TUTORIALS, EXERCISING TIPS, ALL OF THE ABOVE.>>WE ARE TOTES E.T.S.Y.G.>>WHAT’S- WHAT’S E.T.S.Y.G.?>>EXCITED TO SHOW YOU GUYS.>>RIGHT.>>SO, LIKE, WE’RE STARTING TO VLOG BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY ASKS US HOW WE GOT OUR LIFESTYLE, AND I JUST WANTED TO, LIKE, BE LIKE OTHER PEOPLE AND FEEL THE WORLD.>>WE’RE SUPES INTO, LIKE, LIVING SUPES HEALTHY, WHOLE-ORG-VEG-PALEO LIFESTYLE.>>WE’VE GOT FOUR DIET THINGS THAT WE ARE OBSESSED WITH. NUMBER FOUR IS A NEW KALE BODY SCRUB THAT WE HEARD ABOUT FROM OUR PSYCHIC.>>BEST PART OF THE KALE BODY SCRUB: IT’S LIKE EATING A SALAD, BUT INSTEAD, SCRUBBED INTO YOUR SKIN.>>THE WAY IT WORKS IS THAT YOU SCRUB, THEN YOU SCRUB, SCRUB, UNTIL YOUR SKIN IS GONE, AND THEN YOU KEEP SCRUBBING, AND IT SCRUBS AWAY YOUR FAT!>>SO YOU JUST HAVE, LIKE, THIS RAW, FLESHY, ICKY STUFF. AND SO THEN I WAS WRAPPED IN A BODY BANDAGE FOR TWO WEEKS… >>YEAH.>>AND THAT WAS, LIKE, UGH, FINE, BUT, LIKE, I LOST FIVE POUNDS, SO THAT WAS COOL.>>YOU LOOKED LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT MUMMY.>>WORTH IT. NUMBER FOUR. THIS AMAZING NEW RAW RESTAURANT. IT’S, LIKE, SO FARM-TO-TABLE. YOU’RE, LIKE, LITERALLY SITTING IN A FIELD. AND THERE’S ALL THESE ANIMALS THAT ARE, LIKE, MEAN. AND SO YOU GET THE LIST OF ALL THE MEAN THINGS THE ANIMAL HAS EVER DONE. “THIS CHICKEN IS A JERK; I’LL HAVE THAT ONE.” AND SO YOU FEEL LIKE, LIKE THE ANIMAL DIES AND YOU’RE, LIKE, PART OF THE NATURE’S JUSTICE SYSTEM. LIKE, I FELT SO PATRIOTIC.>>BUT THE OTHER THING IS THAT MEAN ANIMALS, THEY SECRETE THESE OXYGENATED SECTICU- SACTI- SACTICONS- >>SHAKTA- >>THEY SECRETE- THEY SECRETE THESE SACTICONS.>>SACTICON.>>THAT ARE, LIKE, GREAT FOR YOUR SKIN. THEY, LIKE, MAKE YOUR PORES SMALLER AND SO RADIANT. SO, LIKE, I READ THAT SOMEWHERE.>>SCIENCE IS SO AMAZE! OKAY, SO AT THIS SAME RESTAURANT, YOU CAN GET A SUPER DELISH, NUTRISH, SUBSTANSH CHICKEN SOUP THAT’S SUPES SOUPY.>>NUMBER FOUR, AND MY PERSONAL FAVE, IS OUR NEW DIET THAT WE’RE DOING, AND IT’S AMAZE. LIKE, IT’S LITERALLY A GIANT MAZE. AND WE ORIGINALLY STARTED IT BECAUSE A GOBLIN GANG TOOK MY BABY BROTHER.>>IT’S CALLED THE MORE NATURAL THAN NATURAL DIET. SO IT’S NO GRAINS, NO DAIRY, NO SUGAR, NO BEANS, NO FRUITS, NO VEGGIES, NO LIQUIDS. INCLUDING WATER.>>YEAH. SO, BASICALLY, YOU JUST, LIKE, ABSORB THE POLLEN THAT’S IN THE AIR.>>YEAH.>>BUT NO SUN BECAUSE YOU MIGHT PHOTOSYNTHESIZE, AND THAT WOULD MAYBE MAKE YOU FAT.>>’CAUSE YOU BECOME PART PLANT AFTER THE POLLEN.>>MHM. FOOD FOR THOUGHT.>>NOW YOU’RE MAKING ME THINK OF IT.>>BUT NO FOOD. AND ALSO, A GOOD- A GOOD TIP JUST TO KNOW BECAUSE SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE LIKE, “WHEN DO I STOP DIETING?” YOU KNOW YOU CAN STOP THE DIET WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A 9-YEAR OLD BOY. YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY? THIS DIET IS SO GOOD. IT’S TO DIE.>>IT’S TO DIE.>>WE NEED TO GO NOW BECAUSE WE NEED TO WRAP OUR FACES IN SEAWEED SO WE LOSE ALL OUR CHEEKBONE FAT.>>YEAH, GROSS. PEACE AND LOVE.>>PEACE AND LOVE. GUYS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING OUR VLOG.>>[SIGHS] >>AND PLEASE, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE.>>THERE’S SO MANY MORE COMING, SO LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT WHICH D.U.I. PROJECT YOU WANT US TO DO.>>YEAH. WE DO SO MANY D.U.I.S; IT’S AMAZING.>>WE’RE SUPES CRAFTY.>>OKAY.>>PEACE AND LOVE.>>BYE.

100 Comments

  1. This is supes amaze

  2. You said vegan but you then talked about eating animals fresh๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. number 4. was by far my favorite

  4. What if someone actually thought this was real?

  5. Who actually looked up their usernames on Instagram ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. 4

  7. whole organic vegan paleo diet ?

  8. U love this blog hahahahaha

  9. Loving the Labyrinth reference โค๏ธ

  10. What's up with them and #4 ๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. I really like number 4

  12. Stop dieting when you look in the mirror and see the body of a 9 year-old boy ๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. How about the DUI project where you end up in jail?

  14. I heard that labyrinth reference

  15. Oh don't think im want to do this ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

  16. She said NO.4 twice.

  17. 2:25 I think I might be the only one who got that reference but it was beautiful.

  18. Lol they kept saying 4 XD

  19. But what if I don't wanna hurt animals

  20. I like the reference to Labrynth๐Ÿ˜‚ luv u guys!

  21. Lol two number 4

  22. Never mind everything is 4

  23. I love these bitches!(no offense intended)

  24. Soups awesome!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  25. I like to imagine that Sawyer is Susan Weebers all grown up.

  26. Natalie looks so pretty with that lipstick & hat color combination!

  27. Did anyone else notice that they are wearing fake glasses

  28. this is the funnies thing in the world, Natilie and Malory are greta for this!!

  29. Does anyone one notice how each step is NUMBER 4 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  30. Labyrinth

  31. Are you guys talking about Labrinth

  32. This reminds me of a diet my friend told me about where you apparently cut out all sugar (even natural sugar) and you lose a ton of weight quickly.

    Then I realized that can happen in diabetes. It's basically emulating the symptoms of diabetes.

  33. I want to see a satire of someone who does nothing with their life but judge other people and make fun of them, especially people who are really good-looking or really successful or who work really hard or someone who takes good care of their bodies. Make fun of the people who make fun of others!

  34. Utah people be like

  35. Do you now that everything you eat it's Gmo chickens bread to be as fat as it can be. Bananas bred to be as litel seeds and as much frut. Water melons 60ร— as big as in natur ans 3ร— as much sauger . Everything you eat is Gmo and nothing is organic and everything is mage aut of chemicals

  36. Also um…scientifically speaking, they wouldnโ€™t be able to photosynthesize without water, so….

    Food for thought

  37. Lel

  38. 2.52 The life of a student

  39. Why does Natalie look like Bella Thorne in this sketch?

  40. 3:00 when you have the body of a nine year old boy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. is it bad to say I actually really like some of their outfits in these sketches?

  42. My fav was number 4

  43. Number 4……. Number 4

    Is this all improv because it's amazing

  44. Four was soooooo intresting!!! …right!?

  45. xD

  46. It almost hurts me to watch these.

  47. What is DUI?

  48. I am going to try that.

  49. โ€œAlla f the aboveaโ€

  50. You remind me of the babe

  51. fake glasses!

  52. Guys which life hack was your favourite: number 4, number 4, number 4 or number 4?

  53. Perfect! You could do tons more..but you should do Zumba at the beach. Idk

  54. Their outfits are ADORABLE

  55. Make a new one Please!!!!!!

  56. THIS Means I can still eat meat from that restaurant on #4 cuz they didn't say "no meat"

  57. Who else thinks they should totally keep doing these?

  58. 2:55 Natalie โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” Pizza……

  59. "you know you can stop the diet when your body looks like a nine year old boy"
    Me: yeah… That's not happening…

  60. I liked number 4.

  61. THERE GOING TO A CHICKEN PLACE WHEN THERE DIET IS… nothing!

  62. They both look SOUPS amaze! ๐Ÿ˜

  63. Number 4 was so interesting!!!

  64. I love how they have a new occupation every video haha!

  65. โ€œFood for thought, but no food.โ€

  66. the ad was about diet

  67. Number 4 was my fav step!

  68. 2:28 – ish : I know that movie like if u do as well . With the giant maze

  69. Guys! Is this the inspiration for Loving Lyfe!?

  70. 0:47 "Vegan" 1:41 *orders chicken lol great video super funny!

  71. Who got the labyrinth reference????? Like OMG people still like that movie

  72. They said u would have the body of a boy, what if ur a gurl?

  73. I'm literally drinking a Dasani water bottle right now.

  74. This diet is soo good, it's to die!

  75. Loving Lyfe

  76. Whole-org-veg-paleo lifestyle

  77. Man anorexia must be a grate diet

  78. The best thing about this is it's 100 percent accurate

  79. scrub

    then scrub scrub XD

  80. My favorite tip was #4.

  81. I love number 4,hehe

  82. 0:25 SUsan WEEbeRs

  83. THEY NEVER SAID NO MEAT IN THEIR DIET!!!

    They can still live….

  84. Who caught the refererence at 2:26

  85. that was supes helpful. i'm so gonna try these diets and d.u.i.s!

  86. Nat rocks this look.

  87. (โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ ๅฝกโ”ปโ”โ”ป

  88. Iโ€™m underweight , WHY AM I WATCHING THIS เฒฅโ•ญโ•ฎเฒฅ

  89. my name is sawyer

  90. "You looked like a naked mole rat mummy." "Worth it."

  91. They made a Labrynth refrence lol!!! His name is Jareth and was played by David Bowie

  92. HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL ALIVE

  93. I died laughing

  94. Wut if someone fall for it๐Ÿ˜‚

  95. Oooooooooo๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผI LOVE LAYBRINTH
    BEST MOVIE EVER

  96. 2:59 LMAO

  97. For number four does she mean a sushi restaurant

  98. Sadly this is just too accurate…. reminds me of the Waldorf mums who do Bikram yoga before heading over to be seen at the vegan farmers market and then en route to school pick up, slide into a McDonaldโ€™s drive through for a quarter pounder snack… cause if no one sees you eating it, you โ€œliterally โ€œ havenโ€™t… ๐Ÿ˜‚

  99. This chicken is a jerk…i'm gonna have that one…

  100. No grains, no dairy, no sugar, bla bla bla… They didn't say anything about bacon! No wonder the bacon cleanse sketch exists…

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