The Cookie Diet


♪♪>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING US TO PITCH OUR IDEA TO YOU, SIR.>>JUST KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.>>UM, AS YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE A BEEN A HOST OF POPULAR DIET TRENDS OVER THE YEARS: ATKINS, PALEO, WHOLE 30, TO NAME A FEW.>>BUT FOR THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS, THESE DIET TRENDS ARE UNREALISTIC AND UNSUSTAINABLE. UNTIL NOW.>>THAT’S RIGHT. WE’VE DEVELOPED A NEW DIET THAT WILL ATTRACT AND RETAIN EVERYONE BECAUSE IT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY’VE ALWAYS WANTED.>>AND WE WANT YOU TO BE THE OFFICIAL SPOKESMAN FOR IT. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS?>>COOKIE?>>THAT’S RIGHT, MR. MONSTER. INTRODUCING THE NEW DIET TREND- NAY, DIET STANDARD- THE COOKIE DIET.>>UH, LOOK. YOU ALL KNOW HOW ME FEEL ABOUT COOKIE. BIG FAN.>>UH-HUH.>>YEAH.>>BIG. FAN.>>WE’RE- YES.>>BUT. ME CANNOT DENY HEALTH CONSEQUENCES OF COOKIE.>>CONSEQUENCES? LOOK, MR. MONSTER, HERE IS A PICTURE OF YOU TAKEN IN 1976, AND THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU TAKEN LAST WEEK.>>YOU’VE LITERALLY EATEN NOTHING BUT COOKIES FOR 40 YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN’T AGED A DAY!>>ME THINK ME BODY HANDLE COOKIE DIFFERENT THAN MOST PEOPLE. ON OUTSIDE, ME LOOK GREAT. BUT ON INSIDE, [GROANS] [GROANS]>>OKAY, OKAY.>>OKAY, OKAY. WE HEAR YOU.>>YOU GET IDEA.>>YES, YES. WE- WE GET IT.>>ME SAY TO KIDS: COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE! BUT COOKIE IS A SOMETIME FOOD. ME ALSO EAT EGGPLANT AND ARTICHOKE…>>NO, NO. WE ALL KNOW THAT’S A LIE.>>YEAH, DON’T.>>PLUS, WE AGREED WE WILL OFFER YOU MILLIONS TO ENDORSE THIS DIET.>>NO! ME TIRED OF CONTRIBUTING TO OBESITY EPIDEMIC. ME NO ACCEPT DIRTY COOKIE MONEY.>>GEE, THAT’S TOO BAD.>>OH. WHAT YOU DOING?>>OH, NOTHING. I’M JUST A LITTLE HUNGRY.>>ME, COOKIE MONSTER. YOU, REAL MONSTER.>>OH, THIS ONE IS JUST SO GOOEY.>>[STAMMERS] >>IT HAS TOO MANY CHOCOLATE CHIPS; I THINK I MIGHT JUST THROW IT OUT.>>NOM NOM NOM! COOKIE! YUM YUM YUM YUM. [HEAVY BREATHING] >>IF WE COULD JUST HAVE YOU SIGN HERE AND HERE, MR. MONSTER.>>OH. “C” IS FOR CORRUPTION.>>HAVE SOME COOKIES.>>OKAY.>>THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT VIDEO, GUYS. BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.>>YEAH, IF WE GET 5,000 LIKES, WE’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO SEND COOKIE MONSTER TO FIRST GRADE SO HE CAN LEARN THE PROPER USE OF “I” AND “ME.”>>ME ALREADY KNOW THIS. ME AM THE SMARTEST MONSTER IN THE WORLD. TAKE IT FROM I AND BIG BIRD.

100 Comments

  1. Okay, here's the most important question you'll be asked today: what's your favorite kind of cookie?? Comment below!

  2. I luv dis

  3. Snicker doodle

  4. 2:40 That had no chocolate chips in it.

  5. Hey! The box on the table is the same box you guys used in the trailer"Treasure hike"

  6. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  7. I♥ sugar cookies♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ☆ ★ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ★★★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆♡♡♡♡♥♥♥♥♥♥

  8. Jason? Is that you in there?

  9. Me tiered of contributing to obesity epidemic

  10. C is for corruption? I thought C was for collisions

  11. Hey @arlosuff, check this out!

  12. OMG, IT'S THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!

  13. @1:21 How does he stay so young!?!?

  14. Chocolate chocolate chip cookies with milk

  15. Cookie Monster is my culinary spirit animal. The fact that we have the same birthday is even better.

  16. This one made me laugh so hard. Very good.

  17. is there anyway that this diet will actually work or not. i would actually like this diet

  18. " Studio C"
    Me: The C means cookie ;w;

    " STUDIO COOKIE!"

    Lol

  19. Best one

  20. 2:24 random guy in the picture in the background???😂😂

  21. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  22. Me cookie monster YOU real monster

  23. The picture in the back changed

  24. I would definitely do that diet

  25. peanut butter.

  26. Chocolate chip

  27. chocolate Chip

  28. oooohhh! I have one! c is for certified for the best comidian Sketch ever

  29. i am cookie monster but YOU are THE REALLLLL monster

    lol

  30. Me Cookie Monster! You, REAL MONSTER!

  31. 2:16 did any of you realize that to Whitney's left is a picture of a man? I think it's Thomas Cruise.

  32. Did anyone else notice the picture of Tom Cruise in the background?

  33. I love snickerdoodle cookies

  34. "Me, Cookie Monster."
    "You, real monster!"😂😂😂

  35. fun fact on sesame street in ordor to keep the the cookie monster puppet clean they used rice cakes decorated to look like cookies they didnt use real cookies for the monster to supposedly eat when really its just someones hand crushing the cookie that are actualy rice cakes

  36. Snickerdoodles

  37. sugar cookie

  38. Cookie Monster? I thought it was Kevin Malone.

  39. In 2019 cookie monster will have eaten cookies for FIFTY YEARS straight

  40. It took me a while to notice it was Jason as cookie monster. I thought it was the actual cookie monster.

  41. He sounds like Trecky Monster from Avenue Q

  42. Cookie cleanse

  43. i love cookie monster to DEATH!!!!!!!!

  44. Oh my gosh

  45. Gooie cookies? Who in the world likes stale cookies?!

  46. Crunchy sweet chocolate chip with nut

  47. HAAAAAAAAA SO FUNNY!!!!!!

  48. Watch 2:40

  49. Can I have more Cookie Monster?

  50. Did you get the real voice actor of cookie monster to voice cookie monster

  51. Oh Jason! Yes!

  52. Me Cookie Monster you real monster

  53. 💟🍪🍪💟🍪🍪💟
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    🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
    💟🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪💟
    💟💟🍪🍪🍪💟💟
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  54. 2:30 😂

  55. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

  56. Did you notice the picture changed?

  57. 🅜🅔 🅔🅐🅣 🅒🅞🅞🅚🅘🅔🅢

  58. "Me cookie monster; you real monster." That was genius.

  59. 1:33 ;umm,is does the cookie monster have diabetes?

  60. "But on inside…oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!"

  61. Those cookies have a special engredient, love (nectar).

  62. Cookie monster is relatable 😅

  63. Is it weird. That my family and I talks like the cookie monster at home only lol

  64. 1:45 you can see the cookie monster holding a picture lol I didn't notice that before.

  65. make sure you dont wiggle so hard so your head comes off thats what happened to me when i was maskot

  66. U moron

  67. Has Cookie Monster allied with Mr. Banana?😁

  68. I wish the cookie diet actually worked

  69. Triple melted choclate cookie with whip cream on and cookie dough in the whip cream

  70. How did you obtain the rights to use cookie monster?

  71. This is by far the best sketch 🤣

  72. I just love the actor of cookie.

  73. My favorite cookie: shortbread and sugar cookie AND most importantly samoas! (C IS FOR CORRUPTION!)

  74. "me cookie monster. U real monster."
    YES.

  75. Best skit by studio c

  76. This line was amazing
    Me :-COOKIE MONSTER you REAL MONSTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  77. CM: on the outside me look great
    But on the inside…..oooooOOoooooOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH…. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  78. Did anyone else notice that the present picture changed?

  79. Jason does a good Cookie Monster

  80. C is for corruption

  81. Omg Jason

  82. I didn’t know bigfeet was real

  83. I love my sisters snickerdoodles

  84. When the cookie monster turned around I DIED!

  85. 2:22

  86. now here's a diet I can stick to haha

  87. I need more of these!

  88. Who's doing the other hand?

  89. Me cookie monster

    You just monster

    There. I fixed the script for ya.

    Missed opportunities man.

  90. Is that Jason doing the voice for Cookie monster.

  91. 30,000 like

  92. How did they get the OK to use Cookie Monster??

  93. Cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

  94. Cookie for president!

  95. My favorite cookie? Almond joy cookies …. look em up and prepare for a full body orgasm in your face. P.S. make a triple batch.

  96. Me cookie monster
    You real monster XD

  97. Awww that cookie monster is so cute!

  98. C is for corruption
    LMAO

  99. Me respect cookie monster for knowing and not wanting to encourage unhealthy diets.

  100. So that's what it stands for….
    It's STUDIO CORRUPTION!!!

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