The Black Foods Diet. o___O 🍙☕️


Good morning everyone! Today… today, I’m going on the black foods diet. I just thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Last night, I dyed my hair the most intense blue-black, and I am loving it! [Music] Okay. It is actually… uh… Hm. it’s 1:04 p.m. right now I haven’t eaten anything all day, so, I need to fill up this belly because I am starving. Let’s go. Holy crap! Oh my gosh! We need to sit down and try this. Like, are you kidding me? I just made a black açaí bowl. What’d you do today? So, let’s try it. It’s actually so good! This isn’t even funny; I’d make this again. Wait, let’s try the dragon fruit. I hate dragon fruit. Not bad! Wait, what? I thought this would taste weird,
but it really—just tastes normal. You guys, this is like, my new favorite thing. Blackberries. Yeah. I’m so proud of myself. Uh, sorry for my unmade bed. Not even kidding guys, you should try this. As for toppings, I have the hemp flaxseed granola. I know that isn’t black, but c’mon. And I had the banana, which I also know isn’t black, but c’mon. and I have the dragonfruit, which, aka, is flavorless kiwi, and the blackberry which, aka, best berry ever, and I drizzled a mix of evaporated coconut milk with some sweet condensed coconut milk, and it is bomb diggity. My black breakfast was a success, and I will see you guys at lunch time! Also, shout out to all the black stains
that dyed my hair black made. I also always get requests for me
to make a DIY açaí bowl recipe, and I’ll have you know that my secret
talent is making açaí bowls. I know this one doesn’t have actual açaí in it, but— Okay. So, I am cooking my rice, and I honestly have no idea if I’m doing that properly. Ahh. Oooh, salty! I’m just joking, guys. That was just black water which
I travelled the world to find, aka two Whole Foods. It’s just naturally black water with a pH of 8 instead of 7, and it has fulvic minerals in there. Tastes just like water! I actually made raindrop cake out of this. By the way, oranges. Ahhh! I want you, but I am not on the orange diet;
I am on the black diet. Orange is the new black, or black is the new black. So I am hungry, waiting for this rice to happen, so, I’m gonna do a little Target haul. Check it out, this is the stuff that I got from Target. I got some good old Oreo thins which I’ve
actually never tried before, so I’m hungry; I’m gonna try that. Ta-tarara! Tarata-daaa! Black Twizzlers Twists. Would your teachers ever pass out red vines in class if you answered a question or something like that? I remember my teacher would always
pass out red vines and I kind of forced myself to like it because when you’re in class, everything sounds tasty. And, last but not least, this is what I got from Target. So excited to burn this baby up. Excuse me, I just burped. (laughs) This candle, grapefruit and lemongrass… urghhhh! …is a black candle! Smells so good! Okay, cue the montage of all this in three, two, one, go. EEEEE Ewwwww. Comment down below if you like black licorice because I think I’ll find that really interesting. Like do these actually sell?
Do kids actually like this? this I’m just very curious; maybe I just
have an aversion to that, but… anyway, let’s try those Oreo things! Are you good? Are you good? This is really smart packaging, by the way, and honestly I love the cookie
part way more than the inner part, so this seems like the perfect ratio. This is too good. Okay, this is my second
meal of the day. I know it looks like a total fail, but I think I’m just gonna eat it with my hand, actually. Like a hand roll, right?
It’s a hand roll! If I cook the rice properly and I waited for it to cool, then the nori sheet wouldn’t be so soggy and I could cut it properly. I feel like there’s potential here. I’m just running out of time for the day since I started so late, but, yeah, this is my black rice nori sushi with roasted seaweed, some black
sesame seeds, and soy sauce. I love that I tried to make this
look somewhat presentable, but it’s honestly just what it is;
like, a long black roll. This is how I roll. Literally, this is how I roll sushi
and it’s not pretty. But, it’s not about what it looks like on the outside. Just a little bit of soy sauce there. Whoa, man. Whoa, man. But honestly speaking, it’s not that bad. I’ll see you guys in a little bit, and I’m
probably gonna have more. Do you think I’ll just gonna have
this stinky little roll? No. Hey guys, so I’m just out running errands, and I decided to stop by
Starbucks to get some black tea. I freaking love black tea. It’s supposed to—also keep you awake. And some black coffee. Ice cold ash juice, that’s what that is. It’s about five o’clock right now,
and I will see you guys at dinner time. I feel so sinister right now. It is dinner time and let me show you
what I plan on making right now. So, I’m starting off with a little bit of
this black truffle infused olive oil. Just a little bit. And this actually smells really good. I feel like it’ll give it that touch it needs. Now, I’m just adding some minced
garlic with some chopsticks ’cause it’s all I had. I just added a fourth of an onio— I am totally just going with
the flow with this entire recipe, so I have no idea how
this is gonna turn out. now I’m adding in some mushrooms, some black olives, I’m just going to add in a cup of pasta, This is like the witch’s brew. By the way, I forgot to show you the ingredients list of this. It is literally just non-GMO
organic black beans. That is it. That is all that is in here. It’s just grounded up black beans. It’s organic; it’s high in protein, iron, fiber. Okay, so I’m gonna
put the pasta into there. Some black pepper on there. One thing I totally forgot to do was make the cheese. So you can use like, a vegan cheese or something. I’m just going to literally coat that. Mwahahahaha. Oh my gosh. okay so after putting that in the microwave, WHOA, that’s what happened. I just made some black cheese. Look at that! Alright guys, so this is my last
meal of the day, and it honestly smells so good. It smells like the black bean sauce noodles. Okay I don’t know what I just did, but I just
added some like, black cheese to this, Let me give it a try. Mmm. I know that might look a little disgusting,
and maybe it may not make sense to you, but this is actually legit. I actually like, want to finish this right now. I’m aware this isn’t black. I’m
not colorblind, okay? So yeah, I’m going to end my day off with this. I am going to
watch some Gilmore Girls. Don’t even get me started about Gilmore Girls. Black bean. Black cheese slash random sriracha. Mmmm MMMMM!!!!! So I didn’t get a chance to film the
outro, but I want to say thank you so much for watching. Mmmwah. I also want to give a huge shout out to all
of these people for supporting me on Patreon, You guys mean the frickin world to me. Yeah, so I’m gonna go now, and I hope you guys have a great day, ’cause I’m gonna have a great
day. Okay. Bye! Mwah. (licks) Behind the scenes; this is what happened
when I try to pour this back there. story of my life. Gotta clean this up. Smells like soy sauce. Ugh.

100 Comments

  1. Yeah some people are extra enough to use three different brands of coconut milk omg 🙄

  2. “Wait let’s try the dragon fruit! I hate dragon fruit.”

  3. I ate Burger King 😉

  4. Charcoal!? Holy.. you can eat charcoal hahahhahahahah 😂😂

  5. I’m trying to find the purple food diet by krist but I can’t find it can someone help me

  6. I hate black licorice

  7. Your not alone

  8. So no one is gonna mention that fart 💨 sound. 9:10

  9. Krist, just love your style your so aesthetic and amazing. I love you

  10. Her diet > My diet
    She eats healthier than I ever would

  11. Fun fact:
    Black tea has half the amount of caffeine in coffee

  12. i love your personality and creativity so much! now that deserves for me to subscribe! love you ❤️

  13. Pinkkk diet challenge u can get
    THE PINK DRINK 🍓
    PINK DONUTS
    PINK ANYTHING

  14. Actually tomatoes are the best berries

  15. Black licorice is the worst candy ever

  16. I like black licorice 💀

  17. your reaction to the oreos and dragon fruit don't match your facial expresions

  18. I miss her videos so much…please come back with this kinda content :(((

  19. blue or pink i wanted to say purple but you already did XD

  20. I hate the white cream in the oreos……. :O

  21. isnt black rice known as wild rice

  22. Why do you eat at your room don't you have a like a table at your kitcken?

  23. I don't like the cookie in general it gross

  24. i know this video is old but please be careful when using charcoal! if you take medications and consume any charcoal the charcoal can counteract your medication and absorb it!

  25. Strangely, I am in love with black liquorice. 🖤

  26. Black licorice is my favorite Andy ever😂 but not many people like them so..

  27. How do you hate dragon fruit that’s my favorite fruit 😮😮

  28. Lol I was freaking out I was like "THAT GIRL JUST DOWNED 2 CUPS OF SOY SAUCE!!" I was literally thinking that you were gonna die from dehydration, I'm SOOO smart

  29. You know what they say

    When Santa gives you charcoal

    Make an açaí bowl with it 😉

  30. rodeo stampede music haha

  31. Who else is here in 2019

  32. the camera is giving me anxiety 💀💀

  33. I wish I was this aesthetic

  34. Are you vegan? First Chinese/Asian vegan on the world

  35. You should do blue next 😂🥶💙💙

  36. I love black licorice but I know non of my friends like it

  37. I ate air

  38. I like black Oreos because they taste like chocolate

  39. ICE COLD ASS JUICE LMAOOO

  40. I love black licorice

  41. I hate twizzlers

  42. Did she just drink soy sauce

  43. OK WHEN YOU WERE CUTTING THE BANANA THE “EW” WENT PERFECTLY WITH THE MUSIC AND I CANT GET OVER IT

  44. U don’t post a lot anymore 😭

  45. I know everybody will HATE ME for this but……………..I HATE LICORICE including Twizzlers, Red Vines and EVERYTHING in-between!!!!

  46. She’s like the MOST aesthetic person ever

  47. DO YELLOW

  48. Where did u get ur desk lol

  49. creative💓🌺

  50. Eat your aesthetic

  51. You didnt wash the rice oh goddddddddddddddddddddddd

  52. 2:13 she couldn't even Finnish her food till she said that bed

  53. literally had a panic attack when i couldn't find this video on my feed. used to watch this every night to boost my aesthetic vibes l m a o.

  54. I hate black liquorice 😂

  55. 0:41

  56. chews dragonfruit thinks it good because you like the everything else realizes that it's still gross and you hate it (btw I LIVE dragonfruit)

  57. Omg so she created this trend

  58. Do more more trying japanese food videos

  59. 1:03 Christine vibez

  60. I only know one person in my life who likes back licorice and that’s my friend’s dad

  61. 3:25 I was like: Wait she acually drinks that?!

  62. Dragon fruit isn’t actually flavorless kiwi. I know it doesn’t have much flavor, but if you let the dragon fruit get a little more than ripe, it will taste pretty sweet. Not super sweet, but sweet enough that I think you’ll like it 💞. I personally rlly like it 🥰

  63. Unpopular opinion: I absolutely dislike licorice. Any kind. Coming from a preteen!

  64. girl has original content! so hard to find these days

  65. I ate candy.

  66. literally watch this video every week.

    and yes it's motivated me to binge watch Gilmore Girls.. 🤸🏽

  67. My brother genuinely likes black licorice LIKE WTF PSYCHO!

  68. Sis did u not wash your rice 🙀💀💀

  69. I love black liquorice 😍😍

  70. My goth self want to eat black food from now on!

  71. I actually like black licorice 😂

  72. Instructions not clear, rice cooker burned my dick

  73. H2O? rlly?

  74. o_O

  75. I have never had dragon fruit before.. what does it taste like?

  76. I love dragonfruit! It's my favorite fruit ever.

  77. I hate dragon fruit!

  78. ▪️◾◼️⬛

  79. I’m watching this while fasting, what am I doing with my life?

  80. I kinda feel like this is cheating

  81. I love Gilmore girls ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  82. I… Um… I love black licorice…..

  83. DO THE RED FOOD DIET!

  84. If your are going to try the first recipes or any with activated charcoals, make sure you are not on any medication as it will absorbed by the charcoal and your medication won't get into your body

  85. i love black licorice

  86. Activated charcoal isn’t actually that great for you, especially if you are on medications. The reason people eat activated charcoal is to stop overdoses of medication.

  87. If you don't like Dragon fruit why did you add it…. there barely even black too…

  88. I absolutely love black liquorice

  89. in the clear foods diet it was 104° in the black foods diet u started eating at 1:04pm mmm lol

  90. Who else watched orange is the new black? Just me…okay

  91. Looking for fellow black licorice lovers…

  92. Nobody:

    Krist:
    I know it isn't black but, come on

    Also me:
    M O O D

  93. I LOoOoOVE BLACK LICORICE IMEAN I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE DONT! NO 9YR OLDS EXCEPT ME LIKE IT

  94. OMG I HAVE THE SAME RICE COOKER!

  95. J'aime les reglisses 🙃

  96. "i hate dragon food"
    also krist

    MMMMMMMmMMMMM

  97. OMG I THOUGHT SHE ACTUALLY DRANK SOY SUACE😌😌

  98. こにちわ

  99. I think Oreo thins are actually unhealthy because you can fit more cookies in them so it’s secretly just as much as regular oreo’s

  100. My mom is obsessed with liquorice 🤮
    EDIT : She loves it.

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