The Ayi From Work DIET


Added a few extra pounds over the holiday season?
在节假日重了几斤是吗 No!
没有 Not really.
不太确定 Are you looking for a safe,
在寻找一种安全有效的减肥方法吗 effective way to lose the weight?
在寻找一种安全有效的减肥方法吗 Well,
呃 I mean, I guess I could…
我的意思是 我想我可以试试 There you go, that’s the spirit.
这就对了 要的就是这种精神 Try the AYI FROM WORK diet!
那么试试来自办公室的阿姨减肥计划吧 Regular diets work off a system of
系统的饮食可以通过 points or calorie counting to help you lose weight,
积分或卡路里计算来帮助你减肥 but forget one crucial thing…
但忘了一件至关重要的事 shame.
自卑感 But our patented technique infuses shame in to your life
但我们的专利技术让你的觉得生活在自卑的世界里 to help you get rid of those extra pounds.
帮助你摆脱那些多余的体重 But, how does it work?
但是 它怎么才能见效呢 Once you inducted to our exclusive WeChat group
一旦您入选我们的独家微信群 we’ll have one of our expert Ayis from work
我们将有一位从事工作的专家阿姨 stay with you 24/7.
全天候陪伴你 Ayis from Work are known to be
众所周知 办公室的阿姨 the absolute most honest people on the planet.
是我们这个星球上绝对最诚实的人 They use their patented shame technique to help you
她们会使用她们的专利自卑技术来帮助你 recondition your brain in to making healthy choices.
重新规划你的大脑 让你做出健康的选择 I’m gonna start of with the cheesy nachos
我要干酪辣味玉米片作为前菜 and for a main I just want
然后主菜我想要 mash two kebabs together.
两个土耳其烤肉包在一起的那种 You’re fat.
你这么胖 You already have a rubber ring.
身上已经有游泳圈了 How will you ever find a girlfriend?
怎么找女朋友啊 I’ll get the lemongrass salad.
我还是吃柠檬草沙拉吧 We’ve had over 100,000 kilos lost on our diet
我们的客户通过我们的减肥计划已经减掉超过十万公斤 so don’t take our word for it.
你可以不相信我们说的 Listen to our happy customers.
来倾听我们的快乐客户是如何说的吧 I was 220 kg
我以前有220公斤 until the Ayi From Work Diet.
直到办公室的阿姨减肥计划出现 Before Ayi From Work,
在办公室的阿姨出现之前 I weighed 150 kg!
我重达150公斤 What are you doing?
你干嘛 You can’t eat this.
别吃这个 You are too fat!
你太胖了 Look.
你看 It’s not even a rubber ring.
你这个不是游泳圈 It’s like a sandbag!
像沙袋一样的 Watch out or you’ll sink!
要往下沉的 Don’t eat it.
不能吃 Thanks Ayi From Work!
谢谢来自办公室的阿姨 Thanks to the Ayi From Work Diet
谢谢来自办公室的阿姨减肥计划 I’ve lost 10 kg in two weeks!
我在两周内减掉了10公斤 You are still very fat.
你还是很胖 Yeah.
是啊 Yeah I know.
是啊 我知道 But,
但是 you also look very tired.
你看起来很累 Thanks Ayi From Work.
谢谢来自办公室的阿姨 Our patented system has helped thousands before
我们的独家系统已经帮助上千客户 and it can help you too!
当然它也可以为您提供帮助 Ayi From Work,
来自办公室的阿姨 she’s only saying what everyones thinking.
她会告诉你每个人对你的真实想法

71 Comments

  1. I love what this channel represents

  2. The first! Loved the acting of Ayi!

  3. I'm a simple man. I See Cinnaswirl I like.

  4. 哈哈哈哈,我也太胖了!hahaha but you still fat, that part killed me. As always, great job guys!

  5. Who's the girl on the thumbnail

  6. 这个阿姨的笑容太魔性了

  7. I tried to lose weight by gym. Two months later. I become from 64kg to 72kg. I'm 175cm .🤣🤣

  8. You really had me thinking at the end. Is there anything in China where people would not speak their mind to you? At first it seems a slap in the face of the west being overly PC (which it is), it comes across even as being cute, you laugh it off and treat it with a positive acceptance. Then after some time, it morphs as you feelings do as well. It becomes a twist in your gut, and all you hear is nonstop nagging. You want to scream as it seems unbearable that almost every single person has something against you. Those remaining few, well, they remind you that everyone is against you. It makes me wish I could be a powerful warlock, one that could cast a "get even spell." A spell which turns everyone's hair black.

  9. I need her

  10. hahahaha, hilarious

  11. Great video as always. Indeed there's no ridiculous 'fat acceptance movement' here, thank god..

  12. Loved the ayi hahah

  13. I think the girl at the beginning of the video looks so cute and she doesn't need to lose her weight

  14. why is it so creepy that she's constantly smiling?

  15. Crazy how similar she looks to our Ayi from when I was working at a Chinese company back in 2004. 🙂

  16. SHAME LOL TOO TRUE

  17. Bellissimo

  18. Frikin awesome

  19. The Ayi from work says when I see Dawn I click immediately!!!

  20. Lmao that was a killer bit! Good job Mamahuhu

  21. truth

  22. Or my mum! 😂😂

  23. Who is learning chinese here ?

  24. Matt really said he used to weigh 250kg lmao what an incredible patented system, thanks Mamahuhu

  25. Please don't stop putting subtiles on !! Still haven't started learning Mandarin ✌

    (Could you make a video shaming people that live in China / like China, that have been saying they definitely will start learning Mandarin, but haven't started yet? :p Maybe that'll trigger me haha)

  26. Ayi are secret weapon of China.the power beyond your imagination

  27. Ayi is tiger mother and mother-in-law all in one.

  28. 1:57 the girl's hand is empty! 😮

  29. I need this 😂

  30. hard to find a channel on china w/o politics, keep up the great content

  31. Um…I don't think I could love this any more than I do. This is incredible XD

  32. Also saving money on extra food too lolXD

  33. They have a jamaican grandpa version of this too

  34. It works, well kind of :p

  35. 第一个女生看起来尽量不要笑 🤣

  36. good acting

  37. creeps me out.

  38. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 身上已经有游泳圈了

  39. Haha Ayi from work lmao, this video should have 7m views

  40. ¡Muy divertido! Gracias☘️

  41. She's just saying what everyone is thinking 🙂

  42. omg beijing needs to catch up on the cinnamon bun game

  43. that ayi is so cute can i hire her

  44. Amazing. You found THE Ayi for this video. Just perfect.

  45. Thanks to Ayi from work i got anorexia

  46. Too funny

  47. hits too close to home

  48. That ayi is having so much fun lol

  49. oh jeez the shame, i i sklfm,bajkebkhweg

  50. A I Y A H
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  51. LOL I love this Channel sm

  52. the asian mum i never had lol

  53. That ayi needs to become a regular on this channel 😀

  54. here for the wechat group

  55. All the ayi i met told me that i am too shou le 🙁 and that 我要多吃一点 🙁 🙁

  56. Haha, I have been on the receiving end of this in my entire life, though they say to me 'I'm too thin, need to eat more' instead of 'too fat.' Maybe because of that, I don't find someone says anything about me as offensive or rude, I'll take it as it is since I know they have no malice behind it and they mean it for your own good.
    Once my ayi said that I should take plastic surgery for my eyes, to make it more beautiful, I was not offended because the reason above; I'm just directly replied to her that I'm much more comfortable with my eyes, I don't want to risk having plastic surgery and I can just uses eye tapes to have the same result. If I don't like their 'advice', I just say my own ideas directly like that.

  57. ayi dancing club

  58. The apartment and the Cinna Swirl…. do you guys work alongside Donnie Does? The Wonton Don himself?

  59. I think my Ayi is more psychological…

  60. Ending part…. f*ck… ITS SO TRUE!!!! Why are they doing like THIS?? its really annoying. Specially in a subway or in the park.
    Dudes – you need to make a video about dancing grandmas in the park and take this Ayi as a GREAT LEADER !

  61. like my mom. lol

  62. I'd really need that! – _-

  63. Russell Peters was wrong. Chinese and Indians can work together. #AyiPower.

  64. She looks retarded

  65. omg love the name first of all mamahuhu -that's hilarious. amazing production and acting😆🙌

  66. Chinese don't understand politically correctness.
    20 years ago when I was in a US college a white looking guy told me he was native Indian, I replied "no, you are white". He tried to explain I simply dismissed him and told him he was white with a tone of absolute authority.
    He was shocked and he lost words. Later on I was shocked to learn Mariah Carey was black.

  67. I find the girl in white sweater beautiful. She has cute face

  68. This Ayi is awesome.

  69. This is so good! I wish people in other parts of the world could get these jokes.

  70. She is a perfect Ayi. Love acting.

  71. 哈哈哈😂😂

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