[indistinct chatter] – Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. So if I'm Platinum Select, does that mean that I get the
stuff in the Gryffindor tier? – No, no, if you want things
in the Gryffindor tier, you need to upgrade either
to the Platinum Ultra or the Platinum Blue. – Okay.
– I have a question. Who gave you the right
to play God? – All I said was the fund can't
pay for a live-in nurse. That doesn't mean I want
to let Jerry die. – Right, you're just not
willing to lift a finger to help him.
Understood loud and clear. Thanks Jonah.
– Okay, look, I get it up to Diamond Plus, but when
you get down to Wall of Fire, it's like, "What?" – Guys, we're making
it too difficult. We just got to simplify. Cover everything,
exclude no one, and make it affordable. – Come on.
– Why didn't we think of that. – Okay, okay. It seems to be the problem is that some of us are going to
use the fund more than others, but no one wants to put
in more money than they're going
to take out. – Yes, exactly.
Thank you. – So my suggestion would be, what if we restrict the fund
to those of us who are able to complete a series
of "Ninja Warrior" type physical challenges? – Mm, see, I was with you
for so long. – Okay, how about if you can
jump on a table then you're in. – No, we're not doing that.
– Works for me. – There's no way you can jump
on a table. – I can absolutely jump
on a table. – No one needs to jump
on a table. – I think this guy needs
to jump on a table. – Yeah, I think
if you can do it, I will totally sleep
with Marcus. – Wait, what?
– Isaac! [all chanting]
Isaac! Isaac! – No, it doesn't mean anything,
Isaac. Isaac! Isaac! Isaac! – Oh! – No, no. [shrieking] [glass shattering] [all gasping] – Are you sure you should be putting superglue
on an open wound? – Mm, yeah, probably. Bodies are weird. – Ah, hey. How about that jump, huh? – It was good.
– Yeah. Real high, buddy.
– All right. – [shrieks]
– Oh, no, no. – Oh, God.
– Shoot, I'm stuck.