Has this ever happened to you? Give me all of your money! No! Stop! Stop it I’m helpless! Well dont let it happen again Hi, I’m Scorpion 12 time Mortal Combat champion, and three time Olympic gold medalist in curling. Thanks to centuries of experience, fighting in the six realms I’ve learned nearly every martial art, from Ninjutsu to Cro Magnon. And I’m ready to pass that knowledge, onto YOU. At Scorpion’s Family Fitness Dojo Learn to protect yourself, in one of our many self defense courses at convenient hours throughout the week. Take advantage of our after school program, were we’ll teach your child the basics of self defense. At Scorpion’s family fitness Dojo, you’ll meet likewise and active members of the community You may even make friendships that last a lifetime. Great job fellas! Thanks master Scorpion! Thanks sensei! Now finish him. Wha? I SAID FINISH HIM Sorry Tyler… Excellent! (crying) Fatality Not interested in Martial Arts? No problem! We also have offer zumba classes. For high intensity cardio and fun. Alright everybody, high knees. Excellent form Sharron! Keep it up, you’re doing great. Thanks Scorpion! I need a break… WHAT?! I SAID RAISE YOUR KNEES (toasty) Give me all of your money! NO! Flawless victory. So what are you waiting for? Get over here to Scorpion’s Family Fitness Dojo, Conveniently located off of Eleventh and Lamar, right next to Subzero’s Frozen Yogurt Parlor.