Mass Fitness


(for your reward will be great in heaven) (thus they persecuted the prophets that were
before you) (the Gospel of the Lord) (I’m going to talk to you today about Mass) Showed up to Mass late, and out of shape ain’t in a head space to participate  want the Body of Christ, to fill me up but my legs ain’t great, forgot to squat-thrust and when it comes time to kneel my knees be weak and my buns ain’t steel  so my friends see me drop to the floor like
dead weight slain in the Spirit? No man, I’m out of shape now I know I gotta hit the gym real hard flex my genuflect, make the sign of the cross my muscles are flabby, my cardio’s weak has Mass ended yet? Let me go in peace! don’t got the grip for the Sign of Peace handshake should have got the salad, instead of the
pancakes  Mass is tough, can I get a witness? so dance with me, it’s called Mass Fitness You got to kneel, sit, and stand genuflect, and raise your hands cross yourself, one, two times take the baby to the back, if he’s crying Now I got a couple muscles that I built over
time got a spring in my step in Communion line I can lift my hands high, for the Our Father kneel, sit, stand, yo, it ain’t a bother when it comes to genuflect, you best respect  cuz I bounce right up like a holy threat  and I see you checking out my chiseled mug forget the handshake, you get a peace hug! and it’s crazy what a couple weeks does to the body and the soul of a señorita who’s working the steps, and sweating the reps make you pick up your slack with your wack
attempts  so work your Mass muscles, ain’t that the
truth cuz you got to get loose when you sing the
Sanctus Mass it tough, can I get a witness? so dance with me, it’s called Mass Fitness You got to kneel, sit, and stand genuflect, and raise your hands cross yourself, one, two times take the baby to the back, if he’s crying Don’t walk into Mass out of shape
Don’t walk into Mass out of shape Don’t walk into Mass out of shape
Don’t walk into Mass out of shape Don’t walk into Mass out of shape
Don’t walk into Mass out of shape Don’t walk into Mass out of shape
Don’t walk into Mass out of shape You got to kneel, sit, and stand genuflect, and raise your hands cross yourself, one, two times take the baby to the back, if he’s crying kneel, sit, and stand genuflect, and raise your hands cross yourself, one, two times (oooh, it’s a Catholic thing) take the baby to the back, if he’s crying (take your baby back!) You got to kneel, sit, and stand genuflect, and raise your hands cross yourself, one, two times take the baby to the back, if he’s crying

35 Comments

  1. Woah its a catholic thing! Lol

  2. This ended up being WAY catchier than I expected. 

  3. Check out the track on iTunes!
    https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/mass-fitness-feat.-krystin/id880682563

  4. I've been singing this at work…lol

  5. Guy reminds me of the evil deputy in the movie Lawless. Lol. Awesome

    So cheesy it gave me lactose intolerance.

  6. Totally lovin this!!!!!! On my sixth listen right now. Wish I could dance like these kids. Better stick to my groovin chair dancing.

  7. The only rap song that has sense.

  8. Wow. This is hilarious.

  9. This is embarrassing.

  10. they showed me this in school today , im in 8th grade and now.. it's in repeat on my computer.. oer.. and over and OVER

  11. Great!

  12. could you share the lyrics please?

  13. This is embarrassing and insulting. This was the kind of stuff that kept me from the Church for so many years.

  14. Haha! This is amazing! Really catchy and, boy, so true! 😂

  15. this is so great haha! I love the quality of everything!great job!!

  16. What in the world is this?

  17. I don't get it. 🙁

  18. look this video says that that believing in jesus christ is cool and awesome!!!

  19. This is awesome!!! Lol

  20. Made my day

  21. Your guys' vids are awesome!

  22. This is precisely why I left the Catholic Church after confirmation.
    I wanted a reverent religion and they kept thinking we all wanted teen night.

  23. why does this exist?

  24. OMG I LOVE YOU

  25. Raising our hands at the Our Father? Rubrics says this where?

  26. Your content is on point

  27. Thanks for the A on my Religion Final Project @Life Teen

  28. This guy is a perfect blend between willy prince of bel air and jim carrey lol

  29. The girl singer goes to my Church.

    She plays in the Alex Street Band.

  30. This is my teacher lmao

  31. That white guy is sooo cute.

  32. Ha! This was clever!

  33. Idiots

  34. This is demonic and an insult to the Body of Christ

  35. This is embarrassing. Anyone who says this is "cool" is probably stuck in 1991.

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