Key & Peele – Office Homophobe


[rhythmic bass beat,
sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN
THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC?
– IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH
OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC
‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE
A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC
IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN
BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT.
IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN
TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND
OR SOMETHING– – OH, I SEE, I SEE.
OKAY. SO LISTENING
TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH? [keys clacking] SO YOU SEEING
ANYBODY LATELY? – YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK– – ‘CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD
LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN!
I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING
ON TO A APPLE. – AW, DON’T CALL IT
A BABY ARM. – AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN’T HANDLE HEARING
ABOUT HOW I’M GAY. I’M SORRY. – YOU JUST REFERRED
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S PENIS AS A BABY’S ARM
HOLDING AN APPLE. – WELL, THAT’S WHAT
IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT’S NOT MY BOYFRIEND,
BY THE WAY. AND “ANYWHATS,”
YOU’RE HOMOPHOBIC. – NO, NO, NO.
THAT’S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY? YOU’RE EXPLICITLY TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. – FINE. THERE’S PLENTY OF STUFF
THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE
BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY– OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES
THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY,
PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. – OH, MY GOD. – CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME
IF IT’S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK? – OKAY, I’M FAIRLY CERTAIN
YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. – DON’T YOU PREJUDGE ME!
HERE IT IS. – AGH! [bleep]! THAT’S A CLOSE-UP
OF AN ANUS. – OH, NO, THAT’S NOTANANUS. THAT’S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. – THAT’S DISGUSTING.
– OH, I SEE. SO YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE
A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS ‘CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. – NO. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK
AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF ANYONE’S ANUS. – HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE.
THERE’S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO–
[blows whistle] HOMOPHOBE ALERT! [high-pitched voice]
HOMOPHOBE! [imitating siren wailing] – HEY. – HEY, BABY.
HOW’S IT GOING? – GOOD.
READY TO GO TO LUNCH? – YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL.
THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. – HOW YOU DOING? – I’M–I’M–
I’M DOING VERY WELL. HOW–HOW ARE YOU DOING,
GAVIN–GAVIN? – GREAT. WANT TO GO?
– YEAH. – NICE TO MEET YOU. – NO, TRUST ME.
IT’S NOT. – NO?
– THAT’S THE GUY. – OH. – OH…
I GET IT. I’M NOT PERSECUTED.
I’M JUST A ASSHOLE. AH.

100 Comments

  1. Okay the end got me, I knew he was gonna be gay I could feel that was the joke

  2. Slap that mambajamba

  3. ‘U just describe ur boyfriend penis as A baby’s arm holding an apple’.

  4. Modern SJW IN YOUR FACE GAYS
    ,he will be walking around naked or wearing a penis costume at the parade😅

  5. Key = everyone at Pride

    Peele = me and my friends

  6. Was it funny or disgusting ?

  7. this should be seen by "DIEZ", the one who started the bathroom issue in PH 🙂 .. GMRC GMRC

  8. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  9. Definitively in my top five favorite K&P skit…

  10. 🤣

  11. 🌈 A liberal gay vs a conservative gay 🌈

  12. Didn't expect the dick candy

  13. Omg these two!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  14. Hollywood gay vs real gay

  15. Guy with the purple shirt is,
    The Left in 2019.

  16. Very Gay

  17. Man if these skits were made today vs 2013 snowflake liberals woulda had key n peele cancelled and we woulda missed out on 5 great seasons

  18. This is the LGBTQXWYZ community or whatever they are called Always bitching about everything

  19. SJW lol

  20. Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

  21. What’s with that hair 😂😂

  22. When you let your sexuality be your personality

  23. Who doesn't want to see pictures of peoples assholes 🤔

  24. I EFFING LOVE THESE GUYS! This is how I feel about people these days. GOD FORBID WE GET OFFENDED. 😭🤣😭🤣

  25. "Can you please just listen to some other gay music?"

  26. Et cetera and et cetera! hahahahah

  27. wow that took a 180 degree turn

  28. u think it was weird between actors to do that? lol

  29. Why do gay people have that voice
    you know what voice I mean
    (Not a homophobe but had to point that out)

  30. Gay=Yaoi
    Yaoi=Manga
    Manga=Anime
    Anime=Me dying

  31. he made a cat in the hat face 2:34

  32. I’m not persecuted I’m just an asshole

  33. Y'all watch a skit about an asshole who weaponizes his identity to harass coworkers and you use it to say shit like "Key is basically all activist gays". What the fuck is an activist gay? Being gay or queer or whatever basically traps you in activism. Just walking down the fucking street with your partner ends up being activism.

    The reason folks like Peele's character are able to exist calmly and publicly is because "activist gays" got beaten in the street for his right to exist. And the reason Peele's character could still legally be fired for being gay is because "activist gays" haven't won that battle yet. If you wanna trash "activist gays", you'd better understand why they're still out there fighting. And if you do understand and still think gay rights activists are a problem—you're just, well, an actual homophobe.

    This isn't an anti-gay rights sketch, you evil clowns. It's explicitly just anti-asshole. I think the biggest tragedy of Key and Peele is that they create these really thoughtful and provocative skits about homophobia, abuse, racism, evil clowns, systemic injustice, cunnilingus—and then all the comments are basically variations of the same three edgy dudes who just use it to justify their South Park bullshit. It's like white people who like Blazing Saddles because they think it gives them an excuse to use the n-word.

  34. Can't believe he blew the whistle and licked the lollipop for the sketch

  35. "Like he had a baby arm holding onto an apple"😂😂

  36. Why he sound like shanaynay from Martin tho 🤣

  37. To be honest l work with a gay person who acts like that , when we take group office pictures he bends over in a twerk position while we all standing up ,always uses this moto of his called “soo gay” even in his IG pictures

  38. I love that there are so many truths to that video being a gay man and knowing how some of our brains work till things backfire and you realize you just need to take it on the chill side I love these guys so funny but yet the crude humor is very tasteful thankyou guys for all your videos they always bring me up when I am down

  39. This is pure comedic genius with a message.

  40. Isn't Key's character really on the verge of committing sexual harrassment?

  41. Key: Stereotype

    Peele: Reality

  42. I have nothing against Key’s character. But if more gay men acted like Peele’s character. Then homophobes will slowly but surely start respecting gays more. Again there’s nothing wrong with being proud of who you are, but those people need a chill pill sometimes.

  43. The end when he licked the Dick shaped giant lollipop😰😷

  44. 2:30 is fckn demented lol

  45. DONT YOU PRE JUDGE MEEEEE!!!

  46. AGGHHH Fuck 😂😂😂

  47. This is every conversation between Jordan Peterson and journalists

  48. "I'm not persecuted I'm just an asshole"
    If only more westerners realised how silly they sound complaining about their first world problems 😂

  49. Look at that bald spot hair piece…omg…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  50. What's up baby gurrrrll?

  51. I'm over here like 2:15 and lmao

  52. Sucking cock is not a personality

  53. AHAHAHA I KNEW THAT GUY WAS GONNA BE GAY 😂😂😩 G-d this is way too true though fr fr

  54. Honestly
    I am a lesbian myself but if I heard music with moans I would've given the guy a talk in to.
    And if the showed me a pic of his anus Imma go ask for him to be moved to another desk.
    Like the guy was gay but he don t have a penis whistle to be gay.
    Like some people take it a lil to far.
    I am all for embracing sexuality but knitting a butt ain't right!

  55. Right not all people that is gay or striaght could deal with an butthole person for real

  56. Gays in 2019

  57. “Oh no , that’s not AN anus… that’s MY anus baby girl ! “

  58. Baby arm holding an apple😹

  59. Hahahaha hilarious

  60. Honestly, I’ve gone to school with people like this. This one guy would make it a habit to harass any dude who’d go to the boys bathroom. Imagine trying to pee and some dude sneaks up behind you trying to give you a handjob before zipping it back up. If you didn’t accept it, you’re a homophobe. Unfortunately the dude was popular so he would just ruin you in the eyes of everyone. A friend of mine who wasn’t gay somehow because the crush of this guy and all the popular girls hated him because he wouldn’t date him, even though he isn’t gay. He was just branded a homophobe.

  61. How is it this skit is on youtube but I can't find "Rhythm and Balls" about the gay R&B singer who comes out of the closet on stage? I have a copy of this skit on my PC so no worries but I would like to watch it on youtube and read the comments.

  62. Lmao

  63. This video and the comment sections are too funny for me I can’t

  64. I had a gay co-worker just like this. I almost socked him, but he got fired first.

  65. That micro penis wistle gets me all the time hahaha

  66. Hahahaha fuck you both gays

  67. Key & Peele are acutely observant, and yet, their choice for Trump is not obvious. I hope they vote Trump come 2020.

  68. Super necessary skit for today 2019

  69. I'm not persecuted, I'm just an asshole 🤣🤣 everybody should say this once in a while

  70. Key is the homosexuals I do not like and Peele is the homosexuals I don’t mind.

  71. One major point is whatever- the communication between these two is respectable! 😊 This could have flared up into a fight in a real life scenario considering how violent ppl are today!

  72. This is the reality of the left!

  73. 😆

  74. Baby Gurl

  75. Keep your sex life in your bedroom regardless of your preference of gender.

  76. I totally lost it when key blowed the penis whistle😂😂😂😂

  77. 😂😂😂😂

  78. Gay people: expectations (key) vs reality (peele)

  79. Lmao funny af

  80. Dam that last part nahhhhh nevva will catch me doin datttt

  81. Is that Gavin of Master Travelers Incorporated

  82. Funny who the world is now retarded….

  83. Oh, my sexuality is weird?

    You are goddam fucking right, I wouldn't even consider working near such a fucking disgusting flamer!

  84. Proud gays, take note

  85. 3:19 damn right you are

  86. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  87. Brilliant………Period

  88. Lol I had that on my stereo with really very high volume…

  89. I tried to imagine a “babies hand on an apple”

  90. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  91. Keegan is genius!!! I nearly died laughing. The music at the beginning lmao

  92. Oh god… Despite probably the original intention, seems that last line is "fuel" for all many idiots, esp. the paranoid anti-SJWs and folks who complain ad nauseum about "political correctness running amok." While Key was probably innocently making a point about some members of marginalized communities 'going too far'- while still acknowledging, perhaps, that anti-gay bigotry has "not gone away", by any means- and jumping to conclusions, a lot of *other folks will use it as an excuse to pretend that's all there is, and practically zero actual bigotry against those groups exists anymore* (esp. trans).

    :/

  93. Pride month gays vs Regular gays

  94. Today it would be a straight white person being offended on behalf of all the gays

  95. Latrell
    What's up baby girl. Lmao

  96. Is this like the liberal gay and the conservative gay 😆😆😆

  97. the penis whistle xDD

  98. The twist tho 😂😂😂🖤

  99. I'm not persecuted m just asshole.
    -2019

  100. "Nice to meet you"
    "No, trust me it's not"

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