Health Care in America: Should We Just Let Poor People Die?: The Daily Show



let's move on to our main story the big discussion in the u.s. is should we let poor people die or not or as Americans call it health care because Donald Trump was elected to enact his health care plan the way to make health insurance available to everyone is to lower the cost of health insurance and that is what we are going to do we're gonna have great plans they're going to be much less expensive and they're gonna be a much better everybody's got to be covered I want to take care of everybody I'm not gonna cut Medicare or Medicaid it'll be better health care much better for less money not a bad combination Wow Trump is healing everybody even Jesus is like wow those are some bold claims man I mean I'm more of a touch me and see what happens kind of guy I might kill your leprosy or you might turn into wine roll the dice baby roll the dice so with all these promises Americans were looking forward to a health care plan that would be nothing short of tremendous and when you need something tremendous in Washington there's only one man to turn to boring Jake Gyllenhaal that's who two weeks ago Paul Ryan released the official House Republican health care plan to replace the evil that has Obamacare and like a new tanning salon president Trump immediately supported its I'm proud to support the replacement plan released by the House of Representatives I think we're gonna have a tremendous success it's a complicated process but actually it's very simple it's called good health care it's complicated but it's simple he so didn't read the bill come on I mean that's exactly how I gave my book reports when I hadn't read it you know I'd be like this story of mice and men was so powerful in like you know like the way the two species were just oh the mice and the way that I'm sorry miss can I be excused but look no one realistically expects a president to read every first major bill that he supports come on especially a president who's got other to do this man's gotta run his golf course people and right now he's also got a run around smashing all the White House microwaves this poor man has to cook his food old school because of the situation of course Donald Trump didn't read the bill he trusted Paul Ryan to make his promises come to life and that's the big question does Paul Ryan's health plan deliver on Trump's promises well let's look at some of the major ones for instance Trump promised a healthcare plan that would cover everybody the CBO report with some tough numbers for supporters of the Republican health plan it is a bad report for the for the Ryan bill the CBO says the GOP plan would leave 14 million fewer people insured by next year and a total of 24 million fewer by 2026 so cute the CBO thinks we're gonna make it to 2026 now you guys 24 million fewer people will be covered and by the way those numbers don't come from haters they come from the notoriously nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office these are the experts who analyze legislation and predict its impact they have nothing to gain they're just trying to help they're like black dudes in the movie theater screaming out oh he's behind the door he's behind the door they're just trying to help so Ryan's plan definitely won't cover everyone that's one Trump promise broken but what about Trump's commitment should know what premiums costs for some low-income older Americans would spike seven hundred fifty percent a sixty four-year-old with a twenty six thousand dollar salary could see a huge spike in their premiums from seventeen hundred dollars a year under Obama care to nearly fifteen thousand dollars under the GOP plan a nearly $13,000 a year increase a 64 year old would get a thirteen thousand dollar increased god damn what did old people ever do to Paul Ryan why would he do this like maybe his grandfather gave him some black licorice once in the day and a little Paul was like one day pop-pop you and all your friends will pay you all pay at least thirteen thousand dollars more than you were paying before about that now those are only two examples but the more you look into Paul Ryan's plan the less it looks like what Donald Trump promised and Trump's people are beginning to realize that the populist the Friends of Trump who were in his ear saying get away from Ryan call it Ryan care shelved this whole plan urging him to move away from it concerned that he's jeopardizing his presidency by basically backing this plan I like how Trump surrogates are worried someone else is gonna ruin Trump's presidency they're like Trump can destroy his old legacy thank you very much and people let's be honest as soon as Trump gets the vibe that this bill is making him look bad you know he's gonna ditch it he's gonna dish it he's gonna pin it all on Paul Ryan and watching Ryan lately you get the sense that he knows this too obviously the major components are staying intact because this is something we wrote with President Trump I'm really Paul Ryan you expect us to believe that Donald Trump helped you to write legislation the same Donald Trump who can barely write a tweet that Donald Trump that guy we all see what you're trying to do speaker Ryan you know your Obamacare replacement bill is crap and now you're trying to throw Trump under the bus but you don't realize that's not how it works with Trump because Trump is the bus Trump's not going down for his mistakes he never has yeah you're gonna be like yeah he wrote this because he believed it doesn't happen to Donald Trump the bus never he isn't the bus everyone tries to get Donald Trump look at Rachel Maddow she thought she had him on his taxes she was like did you guys see he only paid good people like thanks for wasting our time Rachel I mean even people who were just near a Trump mistake or run over remember the pussy grabbing tape Billy Bush he didn't even say much he was just like yeah yeah yeah and now he's banished from society Trump was like busy grabbing bull he was like what now he's living on an ice floe fighting polar bears and fighting the scraps of fish Donald Trump is the bus so Paul Ryan I hope you've got good health care cuz that bus is coming hey everyone before you click over to another youtube contouring tutorial just a reminder watch full episodes of The Daily Show for free any time with the Comedy Central app or at the Daily Show calm now you can go on your way remember it's all about the cheeks lines and cheeks

23 Comments

  1. Why can't we just do Japan health care in the us you have to check out Japan's care it great

  2. Sad part is this happened again to Rachel Maddow with the Russiagate lol

  3. any time i hear someone use the word "hater" it immediately becomes impossible for me to take them seriously

  4. LIAR! (that's what Trump is)

    Paul Ryan is/was a LIAR too!

  5. Them: "Hey! Donald Trump supports healthcare for all !!!"
    Me: 🙄 Ya know he's a fraud. right?

  6. Have a Happified 2019.
    Just checking in.
    Peace.

  7. Trevor Noah
    My men

  8. Fast, cheap, good.
    Pick two.

  9. it's kinda hard for me to believe that the CBO is "just trying to help" when their logo looks so much like the OCP's from RoboCop

  10. 0:01 what do you mean "should" that presumes you aren't already and have yet to decide if you will lol

  11. lol, fk america. no such thing as prx or not, monex matrs not

  12. People should be more hard. Lots of people with their hand out.
    Make health care free like in other countries

  13. name a medical system in a civilized country which does not cover people with pre-existing conditions…

  14. We can get rid of the Secret Service & other protections for elected officials. Then when they screw us over, they can be PHYSICALLY HURT! They could have to go face to face with the People they con. Maybe when they fear physical retaliation, they will be the bums God wanted them to be and those who care will hold offices.

  15. The deep state put Trump in power .look how other country no words

  16. The funny thing about democracy is that it actually works and society gets what it deserves…

  17. I love man, u r awesome 👏 😎

  18. Sniveling Liberal Dem CRYBABIES on here….This is such a crock o crap!!!!

  19. Trevor Noah for presidant. God I love this guy

  20. Trump is a pussy grabber! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  21. 5:59 Trevor: "….because Trump..is the bus."
    LOL. I LOST IT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  22. 5:25 epic lie

  23. Be careful not to mock God Trevor!!..u are walking on scary ground!!!!!!!!!

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