dum Dum’s Guide To Exercise


Exercise. We all need it. But i will be the first to tell you; my idea of exercise includes how many bags of Cheetos I can carry to the couch. Yeah, my record’s 47. And I know there are many sizes, okay? But with all of those extra bags, that’s more work. *Grunting* And here’s the thing. If you want to eat those delicious little pearls of cheesy Greasy goodness Without turning into a pile of cheesy greasy goodness, you gotta work out. I hate it, you hate it Jonah Hills hates it but, you gotta do it. Now if it takes some dude who’s idea of crunches is how many bites it takes to finish a Crunch bar, Then consider me your beach body expert! With years of experience keeping my bod looking almost fat I can tell you with absolute certainty this will kinda work. This is The dum Dum’s Guide To Exercise. Rule number one: Set a low goal. I know everyone’s thinking oh, I’m gonna go to the gym once and look like Ryan Gosling in a speedo. Yeah, good luck with that I take things realistic. I wanna look like Mark Wahlberg if he started eating cookies and that great part is you don’t have to go to the gym to do that! People running two triathlons on a treadmill.. Eh, take some baby steps. Run around in traffic. Nothing makes you run faster then the threat of immanent death. And I know all the gyms are like “oh no come use our treadmill, we care about you!”! If you really cared, you wouldn’t give me a trainer. You would cover me in honey, drop me of in the woods and tell me to run. While that sounds ridiculous, it’s exactly how it feels when you set big goals so forget the gym! Just a little run every day. Start with, like, five feet, and as you get better go longer. When you’re ready buy some honey and go to the zoo. Rule number two: Cut Out The Sugar. And no cheatin’ either! I see you turning down a cookie so you can eat a donut. it don’t work like that! It’s ALL gotta go. Put it in a box and mail it to Willy Wonka cuz you don’t need it. I feel like these people go on these diets that last forever only because they never do it. “oh! It’s a cheat day!” what are you? Stupid? This isn’t a case where two wrongs make a right but you still do it because you love your treats! I’ll tell you now you’ll get over it all you gotta do is commit, eat some vegetables eat a lot of them. Eat so many vegetables that your butt opens a organic farm! Rule number three: Ride Your Bike Now I know this seems like an obvious one that’s cuz it is but I’m sick of all these of all these people saying “I’m doing high-intensity interval pilates cross-fit leg lifts” what? Do you even know what your talking about I’m pretty sure your making it up to make it sound like you were doing something exclusive since when is sweating exclusive? it’s disgusting! flailing around completely drenched! It looks like your trying out drowning that’s why you do simple stuff like ride your bike. At least then you can ride it somewhere important like work, school, or a lifeguard station plus you get to look ridiculous in those tight spandex shorts it’s the closest you’ll ever be to felling like a superhero and no one can make fun of you because your taking care of your body they do give an old sweaty stinky hug and that will teach them making fun of your cute tooshie which if it is like mine it’s a solid six from a scale from one to ten rule number four join a team or a club. You know, somethin’ play a sport it will be really fun and get you in super duper- guh! ok dont do that one! I think I’m telling all of you this because my friend had me join a gym it was an experience I didn’t enjoy using big words like REP’s I dunno what these words mean what I do know is that every time I go the gym it seems like everyone who works there is named Brett and they give them the benefit of the doubt

100 Comments

  1. They ever make that video about Kevin James?

  2. MY GUIDE TO EXERCISE: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ON ON ONO NO NO NO NON ONO JUST NO JUST NO DONT DO IT EVER

  3. there is actually a kid in my grade named JONAH HILL and lets just say he is somewhat… wide…………………… (._.)

  4. Watches while eating a dum dum

  5. throw out yoir exotic butters

  6. This coming from a MAN in which rides a ELECTRIC skate board. I am pretty sure I heard a motor in the video where you  PLUGGED in your CAR then Road a few blocks home to meet your friends..    How ever you do more running then me, soooooo  I guess good video…   HAHAHAHAHAHA     ,,   P>S   you made me out of breath just watching this,,,,,  THANKS>>>

  7. sweat=VIP

  8. Lol fatty

  9. this is asome and need's 10000 thorms up

  10. i hate riding my bike.

  11. Rite now eating flaming hot Cheetos

  12. I Laughed My Ass Off While Watching This Video

  13. worst video. but my friend will like it

  14. Easy for u to say have you seen how slim you look in your animations

  15. I thought it said dumb dumb‘s guide to Experience

  16. Can u do a dum dum's guide to being a master of lazyness please u are the best at being lazy

  17. I’m six I can’t go to the gym and I can’t drive ok???

    I want to die!!!! ha did I scare ya?

  18. Im in cross and track and doing a diet

  19. Well you finnaly reached the like goal

  20. Stevwn universe

  21. Project zorgo

  22. Reps is called reps bc your muscles are ripping and building back up to be stronger

  23. It'Steven from Steven's Universe

    4:12

  24. 0:25 that dude is the fat version of me XD (im not fat i swear)

  25. who knows that 40% of his character is his head and other people he draw has a smaller head

  26. rule 1 ) Eat only real food (0 powders including sugar and
    flour)
    rule 2) Go to sauna 2 times a week for at least 15min
    rule 3) run 15-30min every day
    rule 4) DONT SMOKE OR USE DRUGS(ALCOHOL =SUGAR SO THATS RULE 1)
    rule 5) thats all you will be perfect body in 60days

  27. *exercise

  28. Before Alex sold

  29. Kevin James!

  30. Who
    Is
    Awsome
    Are
    You?

    Look at last word

  31. Wait so are we talking the full size bags of cheetos, single serve bags, somewhere in between? WHICH IS IT MAN!

  32. Wow nearly 2M people need to exercise…

  33. Rep means repetition, I learned this in PE(I hate PE)

  34. I like to exercise

  35. falcon…PUNCH -2019 2:48

  36. Who's 2019

  37. When he mentioned the Willy Wonka that reminded me of the show and I’m going to go practice my lines which I can’t believe I am Matilda pffffff there’s not even a lot of lines like there’s only like three Lines I also have to sing the candy man song

  38. I wish there was a "love" button hahaha "Like" is too little for your work. Awesome

  39. I know right

  40. I like exercising

  41. Of COURSE the meatball is in shape! The meatball has a shape of a sphere.

  42. So if I stand outside in the burning hot sun am I exercising?

  43. But I don't have a bike.

  44. nice thumbnail

  45. Lol I love the title dum dums guide to exercise

  46. Dum dum dum’s guide to exercise:

    TACOOOOOOOOOS

  47. 1:27

  48. 1 like = 1 rep for Brett

  49. It's funny as hell because my training program sucks to be honest if I heard anyone complaining while training with me I will make him lift a boulder and do some laps around the front yard you know what my grandpa said he said hard work is good for you

  50. Did anyone tell you you sound like Jerry Seinfeld? And I love it!

  51. 1:09 freaking canadians

  52. Anyone got any honey and directions to the nearest zoo

  53. 1:36 WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA

  54. For every like I’ll do nothing

  55. Who hates working out I love working out 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

  56. 🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️

  57. I don't know how to ride a bike

  58. Tell me why I was eating chocolate while eating this…

  59. What if I'm sweating because its hot :"0. Ish that exercising??

  60. We don't has cheetos in UK

  61. I don't have a bike…

  62. My dad is crazy, he was gonna bike from Florida to somewhere near Ottawa for charity, fortunately a lot of people saw it and he only raised 20 bucks, he didn’t go

  63. Idk how to ride a bike and I'm 11 pls don't @ me

  64. Alex tell James I said hi

  65. haha i left my email open at work

  66. You need to sweat you say?
    Eat some bell peppers and you are good to go!

  67. Hi Alex

  68. ( it's Alex Clark) go ride your bike

    (Me) I don't know how to ride a bike😭😭😭😭

  69. Play vr boxing

  70. Guide to exercise: ride your bike it’s healthy and you should ride it everywhere

    Guide to driving: bikers are the most evil people ever ride a car!

  71. Lol I’m watching this while literally eating sugar

  72. I love exercise

  73. My goal is to swim a lot. And hopefully not die from the flesh eating bacteria in the water here. 😀

  74. What I used to do to lose weight was power walk to the game store with my roommate (40-45 minutes at top walking speed), get a bottle of water to cool off and play a couple hands of Magic with him before walking back. Also had lunch meat and cheese sandwiches made with Sandwich thins instead of regular bread for two of my meals each day and stopped drinking soda.
    Lost 30 pounds and my diabetes went into remission.

  75. i hate you

  76. Steven universe has a neck now. He mustve watched this video

  77. try intense musicals. i actually lost some weight dancing in newsies.

  78. MY NAME IS BRETT !!

  79. I am watching this late while eating chocolate 🍫

  80. You sound like that one bee (main character) in the bee movie.

  81. Bruh I ate an entire baguette today but I already lost 40 pounds so I deserve it ok

  82. The only excersize I do is move my arm to put food in my mouth

  83. 00oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  84. 1. 🧀🍗🥓🍔🍟🍕🌭🌮 No.
    2. 🏏🏓🏸🏀🎾⚽️⚾️ Yes.
    3. ☺️😀😃🙂☺️😀😃🙂☺️😀😃🙂

  85. Makeing fun of your tuchy i dont now HOw Ot sPEel

  86. I’m brett

  87. I mean two negatives = a positive

  88. My dad:it’s a cheat day

    Me: I thought it was a day last week and the week before that and the week before that week before that and

    My dad:uhh…….

  89. He is such a good animator. Also he kinda sounds like jerry Seinfeld

  90. Run through the jungle…oh down look back… – CCR

  91. back when he had not planted his fake hair i see

  92. You’re you’re really strong

  93. Kevin James

  94. EXERCISE I THOUGHT YOU SAID MASS GENICIDE

  95. *hello

  96. hello

  97. *hello*

  98. im on a seafood diet, I see food, I eat it.

  99. brent not brett

  100. But I like exercise

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *